CONTAGIOUS
From Foxi Roxi
Disclaimer: Parts of this fanfic are taken from the Isley Brothers song, Contaigous. I do not own DBZ, never will, so if you sue me, I will get very mad!

Bulma flopped down on the couch. She wondered where Yamcha was. He said to meet her at the flat she had bought for her and Yamcha.
She switched on the T.V. Then it dawned to her. Maybe he went to my house instead!
She called her house and her mother said she hadn't seen him at all. Bulma thought, Maybe he went to buy me some flowers......he always does that!
Well, the door HAD been locked when she came, but luckily she still had the spare key.
So she sat down and waited for him to come back.
Then Bulma thought she heard a squeaking sound. She turned down the T.V and listened intently.
And then she heard a woman's voice say,

"You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got...."
Then she heard Yamcha say,

"Sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild...."

And she could not believe what shit was going on........
Yamcha and another woman........
In thier home!

She went down to outside the bedroom. Should I go in or not? She contemplated.
What? I'm contemplating? No way! I'm going in!

Then the door creaked open..........

Bulma: What the hell is going on, between the sheets in my home?

Yamcha's Lover: Hey girl wait, let me explain, before you raise your voice again....

Bulma: Girl, I'm 'bout to have a fit...

Yamcha: Oh, it's about to be some shit. How did I get into this? Should've never came home with this bitch.

Bulma: You low-down dirty man, go back to where you came from

Yamcha: But baby wait..

Bulma: "But wait" my ass. Hit the streets, yo' ass is grass...

Yamcha's Lover: Now Miss Briefs, before you're done....

Bulma: Wait, how'd you know my name girl?

Yamcha: Honey, wait, I was gonna tell ya....

Bulma: Move, this cat looks real familiar. Hmm... Now don't I know you from somewhere, a long time ago...

Yamcha's Lover: No, no, I don't think so.

Bulma: Yeah, yeah. I feel I know your brother very well...

Yamcha's Lover: No, no. You're mistaking me for somebody else.

Yamcha: Bul-

Bulma: Shut up! Can't you see two girls are talking.

Yamcha: But-

Bulma: But what? Thought I... told yo' ass to get to walking.

Now I think y'all better leave this place... 'cause I'm about to catch a case...

A Few Weeks Later.......

Bulma moaned...
"You're contagious, touch me baby, give me what you got....."

Then VEGETA said...
"Sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild........"

THE END!