The android slumber party

Android 17 looks up as he was putting some popcorn in the microwave. There was a knock at the door, 17 opens the door and pokes his head out to see artificial 17 standing there with his sleeping bag and backpack slung over his shoulder.
Android 17: hey arti! Come in!
Artificial comes inside of androids 17's apartment and throws his stuff on the couch.
Arti 17: is super here yet?
Android 17: no, he just called to say he was on his way.
Arti 17: oh
Android 17: hey want some popcorn man?
Arti 17: sure.
Android 17 runs to the kitchen to get the popcorn. When the doorbell rings. Artificial 17 goes to answer the door and there was super 17 standing in the hall.
Super 17: c'mon let me in!
Super 17 pushes artificial down and runs inside then throws his stuff on the couch and runs into the kitchen yelling.
Super 17: I smell POPCORN!
All the 17s go and sit on the couch making a popcorn mess.
Android 17: so what are we going to do tonight?
Arti 17: hmmm
Super 17: how about we-
Super 17 was cut off by the loud sound of the doorbell. Android 17 and artificial 17 both jump up and race to get the door sliding around in their socks at the same time. Trunks and Piccolo appear at the door with pillows and sleeping bags.
Trunks: uh...hi guys we uh.
Piccolo: cut to the chase trunks! We got kicked out of Goku's slumber party!
Piccolo and trunks both stare down at their feet. There was a long silence until super 17 yells from the couch.
Super 17: so what'd want?
Android 17 and artificial 17 both turn around and stare at super.
Super 17: WHAT!?
Then both 17s turn back around.
Android 17: well I guess you can come in.
Piccolo and trunks both run in and jump on the couch taking a seat on both sides of super 17. Super 17 stares at them, shrugs and keeps flipping through the channels. Both the other 17s go back to the couch and try to get a seat by squishing in between super and piccolo.
Super 17: watch it bud!
By time they were all through and done jumping around and trying to find a place on the couch android 17 laid across piccolo and his head in super's lap. Who didn't seem thrilled. Artificial found a place on trunk's lap.
Android 17: so now what?
Trunks jumps up causing artificial to fly on the floor.
Trunks: hey look they're watching us!
Everyone runs to the window and sticks their heads out.
Piccolo: it's Goku!
Trunks: and his slumber party!
Super 17: so?
Artificial 17: so they're watching us!
Super 17: why those dirty.
Android 17: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh nobody move! I lost my contact!
Artificial, trunks, and super all run to their backpacks.
Android 17: hey I said don't move!
Android 17 on his hands and knees searching the floor with his hands.
Trunks, super, and artificial all yell: you can borrow one of mine!
Android 17 stands up and runs over to them.
Android17: oh thanks guys!
Piccolo at the window rolls his eyes.
Trunks: hey piccolo you want some too?
Piccolo: well.uh.
Everyone jumps onto piccolo and puts contacts on piccolo.
Android 17: you look cool man!
Super 17 gives piccolo thumbs up sign.
Artificial 17: awesome no you're one of us!
All of a sudden a brick flies through the window and shatters the glass everywhere on the floor. Everyone runs over to the brick and falls to their hands and knees.
Trunks: look there is a paper attached to the brick!
Trunks pulls off the paper.
Artificial 17: what does it say?
Super 17: ya what?
Android 17: hurry up trunks! Tell us!
Trunks: ok ok it's from Goku and the other guys! It says that they declare war against us!
Everyone's mouth drops open.
Super 17: well if it's a war they want it's a war they got!
Everyone runs to the window. Android 17 and Artificial 17 run to the window first and drop their pants mooning.
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Hours later after the mooning battle it was around 11:30 when everyone was almost settled down.
Android 17: I bored!
Artificial 17: me two!
Super 17: shut up!
Android 17: hey trunks why did you and piccolo get kicked out of Goku's party anyway?
Trunks: because they said that I was two much of a goodie goodie! And that piccolo wasn't manly enough.
Super 17 raises an eyebrow.
Artificial 17: oh.
Android 17: lets go down stairs to the lobby and get a soda or something.
They all trudge slowly down the stairs making a lot of noise. When they arrive at the lobby they all get their sodas and head back stairs when in the apartment across from them they could see something rather strange.
Android 17: hey what's that?
Super 17: what?
Artificial 17: looks like a -
Trunks: a butt!
Piccolo: well that's gross!
They object that seemed to be a butt turned around and there was Goku and Vegeta getting their paybacks. Everyone ran upstairs to 17's room. And went to the window.
Goku: haha!
Vegeta: we got you guys good.
Trunks yelled out the window to Vegeta.
Trunks: dad I'm telling mom!
Vegeta gives trunks the good luck Hawaiian sign.
Super 17: hey you !#@*^^%$%#.
Vegeta: when I get a hold of you android!
Super 17: hahahahaha!
Everyone stares at super 17 who is getting a little to carry away. He notices this and stops. There was a knock on the door, nobody moved to get it.
Piccolo: oh all right!
Piccolo goes to open the door to see cell standing there.
Android 17: who is it?
Piccolo: it's cell!
Everyone stands there. a long silence.
Super 17: so what'da want?
Android 17: tell cell to come it.
Perfect Cell comes in and runs to the window where everyone else is.
Cell: so what is everyone doing?
Android 17: those punks over there are starting something!
Cell: oh really what?
Artificial 17: a fight duh!
Cell: o
Trunks: hold on guys.
Trunks runs to the phone and starts to talk and laugh. Then he hangs up the phone and runs back to the window.
Android 17: was that long distance? If so you're paying for it.
Trunks: ok guys now I want everyone to watch closely.
Everyone turns to trunks.
Trunks: no not me the window.
Everyone turns back around to the window. Soon in came Bulma, she started to beat Vegeta up with her bag and dragged him by his hair out of the room while he screamed, "kakkorot! Help me!"  Everyone watched in horror all except for trunks who was snickering in the back.
Super 17: uh.wow.
 Everyone turns back to trunks.
Trunks: so you better be nice to me or you're going to get a piece of that!
Everyone with straight faces.
Everyone: ok we'll be nice.
Everyone turned back to the window to see Goku crying and the rest of the z-fighters trying to comfort him. Everyone shakes their head in disgust.
Cell: how about we have some real fun!
Artificial 17: ya!
They close the window shades and head back to the living room.
Android 17: hey I got an idea how about we put make up on!
Super 17: WHAT!?
Android 17: ya 18 left her make up over here yesterday when she and krillin were going out on a date.
Artificial 17: oh c'mon guys it will be fun!
Android 17 runs into the bathroom and came back with a little black bag.
Piccolo: I guess but I don't understand you androids.
Soon everyone was covered in make up all except for super 17.
Piccolo: hey super 17 let me at least put a little lipstick on you.
Super 17: back off! I prefer to stay a guy.
Artificial 17: well if you insist on being a guy than you can be my boyfriend!
Android 17 starts to squeal.
Android 17: I want a boyfriend!
Piccolo: me too!
Trunks: I'm a single! And I'm sexy!
Artificial 17 who was clinged himself to super 17's arm.
Super 17: get off me!
Artificial 17: you don't love me?
Super 17: no I don't love you!
Android 17 who had disappeared for a while jumped out of the hallway.
Android 17: look at me! Look at me!
Android 17 was wearing one of 18's dresses.
Artificial 17: no fair.
Super 17: you look beautiful!
Android 17: why thank you!
Trunks: hey while were all dressed up why don't we do some karoke!
They run over to the karoke machine and sit down.
Trunks: who is going first?
Cell: I will!
Piccolo: I will!
Piccolo gets up there next to the machine holds the microphone then starts to sing.
Piccolo and cell: it isn't easy being greeeeeeeen!
After piccolo got done android 17 and artificial sing.
Both 17s: just the two of us, we can make it if we try!
Trunks: oh it was so pretty! Who's next?
Everyone turns to super 17.
Super 17: nope.
Trunks: ok I'll go but your going next.
Trunks: I'm a survivor.cuz my mama taught me better than that!
Finally super 17 got up there and got all red.
Super 17: you think your special, I can see it in your eyes.
When everyone had their turn artificial thought that he would do a special song.
Artificial 17: this one goes out to my boyfriend! Loving yoooooooouuuuu isn't easy!
Super 17 rolls his eyes.
When artificial was through with his "special song", it was about 2:00 p.m.
Piccolo: I'm tired!
Android 17: yah maybe we should get some sleep.
Artificial 17: not! The night is still young£
Super 17: so what are we going to do?
Everyone sits on the couch thinking with their make up and android 17 with 18's dress still on.  Artificial insists that they all go outside. They all do so.
Super 17: now what?
Cell: now what?
Super 17: hey stop it!
Cell: hey stop it!
Piccolo: c'mon let's not fight!
Cell: c'mon let's not fight!
They all glare at each other.
Artificial 17: hey 17 did you grab that little black bag like I told you to?
Android 17: yep.
Artificial 17: good let's go.
Cell: good let's go.
Artificial turns around and glares at cell.
Cell: ok ok.
They all follow artificial across the street and into the other apartment building. They all went up to Tiens apartment and the other z-fighters. They crept in the room quietly well all except trunks he tripped over someone who was lying on the floor. After trunks finished rolling around he stood up.
Super 17: done yet?
Trunks: I think so.
A light flicked on it came from the kitchen along with a groan.
Goku: ooh my stomach! I'm so full of that pizza.
Android 17: hmm pizza where?
Android 17 started to crawl around on the floor in the dark looking for pizza.
Goku got a glass of water and turned off the light.
Goku jumped back on the couch and started snoring.
Artificial 17: ok guys let's get to work! 17 where is that black bag?
Android 17 looks up from the ground and stops stuffing his mouth with left over pizza and replies with a mouthful.
Android 17: it's over here.
Piccolo: I found it.
Artificial 17: ok these guys wanna make over!
Cell looks at the clock 2:45.
Cell: it's past my bedtime!
Cell passes out on the floor and starts snoring.
Super 17: looks like we won't be getting any help from him.
Piccolo: ya
They went around putting make up on everyone who was sleeping except for cell because he already had some. Too much. When they were done they all snuck out, but they had to leave cell behind who was in a deep slumber.
Artificial 17: now I feel a little tired.
They all yawned and dropped to the ground.
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In the morning there was music playing and the smell of food cooking already. Super 17 was in the kitchen with an apron on. Artificial and android 17 come in the kitchen yawning.
Super 17: good morning boys!
Both 17s raise and eyebrow and jump into the food super 17 made. Piccolo and trunks come in see the food and fight over it.
Trunks: hand it over!
Piccolo: I saw it first!
There was a knock at the door.
Super 17: I'll get it.
There at the door was Goku holding cell in his arms. Cell still had his make up on.
Goku: I believe this belongs to you.
Super 17: uh ya just set him down over there on the couch.
Goku does so. Super 17 stares at Goku and starts to laugh a little than cracks up laughing.
Goku: whatever!
Goku goes out the door.
Super 17: thank you!