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In deep space, an evil wrath is reborn! Yes... it is Frieza and his dad!

Frieza : "It has been....how long? Oh, who gives a Saian's ass, I don't remember any more! About one year? Two?, Since that monkey turd Goku beat me! I WILL BLOW UP EARTH JUST LIKE NAMEK BLEW UP! I WILL KILL GOKU!!!
Frieza's dad : "STOP FARTING AROUND AND LET'S GO!"
Frieza : "Fine."
Worker Dude : "Uh, sir, our engines aren't ready yet."
Frieza's dad : "NANI! What!!!"
Worker Dude : "Uh, sir, our engines..."
Freiza's dad : " I heard wot u said, WHAT IS THE FUCKING MATTER?!?"
Worker Dude : "We don't have enough energy yet. *Uh-Oh*"
"Damn it!!!"
Frieza's dad fires an energy ball at the engines. (^o^)
***BOOM***
Frieza : "You little shithead! BAKA!"
Frieza's dad : " At least we don't have an energy problem anymore....."
Freiza : "THAT'S CUZ WE DON'T HAVE A SHIP ANYMORE!"
Freiza's dad : "Well, the explosion carried us close to earth."
Freiza : "So stop being a cow and let's go!

------------------------A few miles away-----------------------------

Krillin is scratching his armpit on a beach.
A Drunk Piccolo lands head first a few feet from him.
Drunk Piccolo : "Ohayo! Good morning Krillin!"
Krillin : "It's afternoon, Pic."
Drunk Piccolo : "Baka. Idiot. It's mornin' savin' time."
Krillin : "Whatever."
They both hear a large splash in the water and see a High Gohan swimming toward them.
High Gohan : "Yo homies."
Drunk Piccolo : "Ja-ne."
High Gohan : "Good morning."
Drunk Piccolo : "See, he understands me."
Krillin : "I'm confused. I'll just go dig my head in the sand over there."
Drunk Piccolo & Drunk Gohan : "Wait for us!!"
Vegeta and Yamcha land.
Yamcha : " What are you guys doing with your butts in the air?"
Drunk Piccolo & High Gohan : "cOmE jOiN uS!"
Vegeta : "I know what you're doing! It's that yoga thing, right? Bulma does it all the time! I'm coming!"Yamcha hides in a corner. ----------------------------------------------------------------
Yamcha : "Hey guys, get up, I'm sensing an enormous power signture in that direction!"
Drunk Piccolo : "Are u sure?"
Vegeta : "It better not be that woman."
Yamcha : "It's not Bulma or Chi-Chi."
Krillin : "It's Frieza! Isn't tha-
High Gohan : "Sniiifffff."
Krillin : "...that why
High Gohan : "Sniiffffff."
Krillin : "STOP THAT! Anyway, that's why we came here in the first place, right?"
Vegeta : "I came here because Bulma threw a fit and kicked me out of the house."
Drunk Piccolo : "I was looking for beer."
Krillin : "Well....Maybe Frieza's dad has some beer. He's pretty rich."
Drunk Piccolo : "Well what are we shitting around for? Let's go!"

*********A few hours later*********

Yamcha : "I don't think this is a good idea guys."
Krillin : "Why not?"
Vegeta : "Yeah, don't you want beer?
Yamcha : " Well...I don't like ailens."
Everyone freezes.
Vegeta (Saian), Piccolo (Namek), Gohan ( Half-Saian), Krillin (Goku's best friend), start beating him up.
Vegeta : "I am the prince of all Saians!! The suprerior race of the universe! You fool!"
Drunk Piccolo starts to crawl on all fours looking for dropped change.
Gohan : " Go and pet your cat in a corner somewhere."