Show: Queen Latifah
Starring: Goku, Gohan, Chi Chi, Piccolo, Krillin, Queen Latifah and possibly other people

Queen Latifah: Welcome to the show. I'm Queen Latifah.

Queen Latifah: Let's welcome our first three guests. (Goku, Gohan and Chi Chi walk in)

Queen Latifah: Well, what seems to be the problem here?

Gohan: My mom won't let me out of my cage I study in or let me look out the window!

Chi Chi: GOHAN!! IT IS NOT YOUR TURN TO TALK!!!!! I will go first. They are always off saving the world or some other place and I am all alone for a long time and Goku is always dying! Why does he die so many times? Why does he get a heart disease?!!

Goku: Hey! It's not my fault I die so many times! It's not like i commit suicide!

Queen Latifah: Whoa, whoa. Calm down.

Chi Chi: "CALM DOWN"? IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY!?!!?!? BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gohan: Is it my turn to talk now?


Goten: (walks in) Hey! I'm supposed to do all the BEEPING here! We had a deal!! You BEEP!!

Chi Chi: You're not supposed to be here!! Go back to Master Roshi's house!!!!

Goten: Go back my BEEP!! Master Roshi is in the audience!!!!!

Chi Chi: (screams in terror) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, how did he get here?


Queen Latifah: I think you are going to break the beepometer! Who is this little boy? And dirty old man?

Goten: I am not little. I am Goten and the dirty old man is Master Roshi!!!!!!!

Krillin: Hey. What's shakin' bro?

Goten: How the BEEP did you get here, BEEPER?

Piccolo: WASSSUP!?

Goten: Where did you losers come from?!

Piccolo: Backstage.

Goten: No! I mean "where did you losers come from?!"

Piccolo: (looks at Krillin for help) I don't know.

Queen Latifah: What is going on!?! You are confusing me!

Gohan: Can I talk yet????

Chi Chi: DON'T MAKE ME GET THE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gohan: NOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THE STICK!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE STICK!!!!!!!! DON'T USE THE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Chi Chi: (pulls out a popsickle stick and pokes Gohan in the arm very very very very very very softly)

Gohan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 AAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls onto the floor and writhes in agony and pain)

Queen Latifah: I think we the paramedics on the scene immediatly!

Goten: Leave him to die!!!!!!!! Fools!!!!!

Piccolo: (taps Gohan with his foot) I think he's already too far gone. There's nothing we can do.

Goten: There's nothing we can do but let him die!

An ambulance is heard outside. Paramedics rush in and put Gohan on a stretcher. The ambulance leaves and Gohan is taken away by a helicopter to the hospital 0.341 miles away.

Goten: At least we don't have to worry about that loser.

Goku: Are we going to get on with the show now?

Queen Latifah: Of course.

Queen Latifah: You should spend more time together as a family.

Goten: With Gohan? Never!

Goku: I'm too busy with my job on a cooking show.

Chi Chi: All I do is wash clothes every 3 years.

Gohan: All I do is study.

Goten: How did you get here?!

Gohan: They said I'm going to live. For now.

Chi Chi: Then maybe I should finish the job! (pulls out The Stick)

Gohan: NOOOOOO!!!!!! (runs out of the studio crying)

Chi Chi: Why does he live in my house and not buy his own house?

Piccolo: I think I'll go get Gohan.

Krillin: I'll help you find him.

Piccolo and Krillin walk out the direction Gohan went.

Goten: Now there are no more losers on this BEEPING show.

Queen Latifah: I think that wraps up today's show. Goodbye!

End Show