Show: Queen Latifah
Starring: Goku, Gohan, Chi Chi, Piccolo, Krillin, Queen Latifah and possibly other people
Queen Latifah: Welcome to the show. I'm Queen Latifah.
Queen Latifah: Let's welcome our first three guests. (Goku, Gohan and Chi Chi walk in)
Queen Latifah: Well, what seems to be the problem here?
Gohan: My mom won't let me out of my cage I study in or let me look out the window!
Chi Chi: GOHAN!! IT IS NOT YOUR TURN TO TALK!!!!! I will go first. They are always off saving the world or some other place and I am all alone for a long
time and Goku is always dying! Why does he die so many times? Why does he get a heart disease?!!
Goku: Hey! It's not my fault I die so many times! It's not like i commit suicide!
Queen Latifah: Whoa, whoa. Calm down.
Chi Chi: "CALM DOWN"? IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY!?!!?!? BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan: Is it my turn to talk now?
Chi Chi: NOOOO!!!!!! IT IS NOT YOUR TURN!!! IT WILL NEVER BE YOUR BEEPING TURN!!!! BEEP!!!!
Goten: (walks in) Hey! I'm supposed to do all the BEEPING here! We had a deal!! You BEEP!!
Chi Chi: You're not supposed to be here!! Go back to Master Roshi's house!!!!
Goten: Go back my BEEP!! Master Roshi is in the audience!!!!!
Chi Chi: (screams in terror)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, how did he get here?
Master Roshi: Mmmm? Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... BEEPBEEPBEEP BEEP BEEPER BEEPINGBEEPERBEEPBEEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP BEEPERBEEPING BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen Latifah: I think you are going to break the beepometer! Who is this little boy? And dirty old man?
Goten: I am not little. I am Goten and the dirty old man is Master Roshi!!!!!!!
Krillin: Hey. What's shakin' bro?
Goten: How the BEEP did you get here, BEEPER?
Piccolo: WASSSUP!?
Goten: Where did you losers come from?!
Piccolo: Backstage.
Goten: No! I mean "where did you losers come from?!"
Piccolo: (looks at Krillin for help) I don't know.
Queen Latifah: What is going on!?! You are confusing me!
Gohan: Can I talk yet????
Chi Chi: DON'T MAKE ME GET THE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan: NOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THE STICK!!!!!!! OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE STICK!!!!!!!! DON'T USE THE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Chi Chi: (pulls out a popsickle stick and pokes Gohan in the arm very very very very very very softly)
Gohan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
AAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls onto the floor
and writhes in agony and pain)
Queen Latifah: I think we the paramedics on the scene immediatly!
Goten: Leave him to die!!!!!!!! Fools!!!!!
Piccolo: (taps Gohan with his foot) I think he's already too far gone. There's nothing we can do.
Goten: There's nothing we can do but let him die!
An ambulance is heard outside. Paramedics rush in and put Gohan on a stretcher. The ambulance leaves and Gohan is taken away by a helicopter to the
hospital 0.341 miles away.
Goten: At least we don't have to worry about that loser.
Goku: Are we going to get on with the show now?
Queen Latifah: Of course.
Queen Latifah: You should spend more time together as a family.
Goten: With Gohan? Never!
Goku: I'm too busy with my job on a cooking show.
Chi Chi: All I do is wash clothes every 3 years.
Gohan: All I do is study.
Goten: How did you get here?!
Gohan: They said I'm going to live. For now.
Chi Chi: Then maybe I should finish the job! (pulls out The Stick)
Gohan: NOOOOOO!!!!!! (runs out of the studio crying)
Chi Chi: Why does he live in my house and not buy his own house?
Piccolo: I think I'll go get Gohan.
Krillin: I'll help you find him.
Piccolo and Krillin walk out the direction Gohan went.
Goten: Now there are no more losers on this BEEPING show.
Queen Latifah: I think that wraps up today's show. Goodbye!
End Show