Show : Great Chefs
Starring: Goku

Goku: Today I am going to show you how to make fish filet on a chicken leg
in sauce on this exciting episode of "Great Chefs".

The screen shows the opening credits of the show.

Goku: First you need a fish. (pulls a giant fish out of a cabinet)

Giant Fish: (bites Goku's hand and Goku screams)

Goku: You were supposed to kill it first!! (climbs up onto a chair, trying to
get away from the fish)

Chi Chi: (comes in with a huge butter knife and cuts the fish up) It's dead
now. You can come down and cook now. Before I kill you too. (walks out)

Goku: (jumps off the chair) Okay, now we can start cooking. First you get a
pan out. (pulls Pan out)

Pan: Ow! What are you doing Grandpa?!?

Goku: Stupid talking pans. Now where were we?

Pan: Did you just call me stupid!?

Goku: Oops, wrong pan. (shoves Pan back into the cupboard and gets a real
pan) Now we cut the fish's head and tail off.

Chi Chi: ( comes in and cuts the fish's head and tail off and shaves off the
scales and just leaves the edible meat)

Goku: Cut the fish into little pieces, (cuts the meat into little pieces) and
put them in the oven for exactly 5 minutes on 657.4426 degrees Celsius. You
must be exact or you will burn the fish!!!!!!!!

Goku: While the fish is cooking, take out a chicken leg that is pre-cooked
and put it in the microwave for 30.6375 seconds. (puts a pre-cooked chicken
leg in the microwave)

Goku: Now we need to make the sauce after the fish and chicken leg are ready.
(gets another pan out) Slave!!! Bring me some of that wine stuff and a can
of Healthy Choice Chicken Noodle Soup!!

Gohan: (walks in carrying the stuff Goku needed)

Goku: Slave!! Leave now!! (Gohan walks out) Now pour some wine into an
already hot pan, (pours the wine into the pan) and let it cook for 8.346
minutes. Next we will frappe the soup. (pulls out a blender and sets to
frappe and puts the can of soup in) Hey!! Where is the lid for the blender??

Goku: I'll have to do without it. (puts his hand over the blender's top and
presses the button to start it)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BEEPING
HAND!!!!!!!!!( bits of the soup can lodge themselves in Goku's hand)
BEEPING CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS
CHI CHI!?!!?!!?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! COME AND KILL GOHAN RIGHT

Chi Chi: As you wish. (repeatedly stabs Gohan with the huge butter knife)

Gohan: Help me! Somebody! Anybody!!! (his pleas for help echo throughout the

Demonic Furby: I have a gun. I'm going to shoot you now! HEE HEE HEE HEEE!

Gohan: It's got a gun! It's got a gun!

Demonic Furby: (shoots Gohan several times) HEE HEE HEE HEEE!! HEE HEE HEE

Gohan: Ahhhhhh! (slumps to the ground)

Goku: (drinks the wine sauce)

The camera goes black.

End Show