How It All Began

AN - This will appear in these ( ) I'm not exactly sure what they're
called, but it stands for Author's Note, it might be used for
explaining something in the story, or just for me, the author, to say
something! Well, this is my first fanfic, so bear with me. Also, if you
like Chichi, I advise you not to read. You have been warned, so don't
send me flames saying thing like "I can't believe what you did to Chichi!"
and stuff like that. Enjoy!!

Ugh, that woman just won't shut up! thought a frustrated Vegeta.
Bulma had caught Yamcha with another girl, he came over to apologize,
as usual, and she blew up at him.
"SORRY?! YOU THINK SORRY IS GONNA CUT IT?!" screeched Bulma, close to
ripping his head off."Bulma, I said I was sorry!!" said Yamcha, trying
to keep his life.
"I've given you too many chances Yamcha!! That was your last chance,
we're finished we're through!!" she yelled, tears building up in her
eyes. Yamcha stood there for a minute just staring at her. He took a
deep breath and said, "Fine. I have a backup girl anyway."
Oooooooo, wrong thing to say! thought an amused Vegeta.
Bulma felt her rage building, and then she let loose. She kicked him
right in the nuts and slammed the door. Yamcha fell to the ground in
pain, practically crying.
"Aaaahahahahahaa!!!" Vegeta burst out laughing.
"Shut........ up........... you.......... damn......... monkey......."
Yamcha replied weakly and in a high voice.
He soon realized the mistake he had made. Soon he was flying through
the air, but not on his own free will, Vegeta had kicked him in the
back and sent him flying.

It just happened to be that Vegeta's room was just above Bulma's room.
So now instead of nonstop fighting and yelling over the phone, it was
nonstop hysterical crying. It had been 2 days and Vegeta couldn't take
it anymore. He teleported in front of her door, knocked once, and walked
right in. Bulma looked up in surprised, "What the hell are you doing?!
I could have been naked!" she yelled.
"And your point is.........?" Vegeta said, a smirk on his face.
"You pervert!!" screeched Bulma.
"Now that we're done with that pointless conversation, STOP YOUR DAMN
CRYING!!!" Vegeta yelled, pissed off.
"You'd be crying too!!" said Bulma.
"My ass I would, I never cry." replied Vegeta.
"Well, you'd be sad too if you just had your heart ripped straight out
of your chest by a stupid son of a bitch in a fighting uniform!" said
Bulma, sobbing.
"A: I don't get broken hearts. And B: I seriously doubt I could find a
girl who wears a fighting uniform." he said as he teleported back to
his room. But from then on, she only cried louder.

Soon Vegeta was going out and training in the gravity machine more and
more often, just to get away from the intense bawling. And soon enough,
as usual, because he was training in the gravity machine, it broke.
"Oh fuck..." cursed Vegeta. Because he knew that Bulma was in no mood
to rebuild the gravity machine.
Great, now I have to listen to her cry all day! thought Vegeta,
who was actually depressed.
But to Vegeta's surprise, Bulma came out with a big smile on her face.
She even kept that big ridiculous smile when she said, "So Vegeta, I
see that you broke the gravity machine again. I heard the explosion
from my room!" she said, unusually happy.
"Uhh....... yea..." stammered Vegeta, completely dumbfounded.
"Okay! You go inside. My mom's ready to make you lunch while I fix this,
it won't take long! Don't pig out too much now!" she said, cheerily
skipping toward the busted gravity machine.
He slowly walked backwards toward the house, staring at Bulma. Finally,
he turned around and walked into the house. When he walked into the
kitchen, he saw Bulma's mom, Mrs. Briefs, looking at him and said,
"Finally! You're here!" as cheery as always.
"What's up with Bulma? I thought she was all pissed off, and now she's
really happy. Explain," replied Vegeta.
"Oh, she's giving her break up a new outlook. She said that she's happy
and she didn't want to go out with a back stabbing, son of a bitch
player anyway." she calmly stated.
"Oh. Good, at least she'll stop her bawling and fix the gravity machine,"
he said, relieved that he didn't have to listen to her cry and wine all
night long.
"That's nice dear," replied Mrs. Briefs. "Now what do you want for
Vegeta was in deep thought, thinking about the sudden change in Bulma.
"Vegeta?" Mrs. Briefs said.
"Huh? What?" Vegeta asked stunned.
"What do you want for lunch?" Mrs. Briefs asked again.
"Oh, just, clean out the fridge." replied Vegeta.
"Okey-dokey!" Mrs. Briefs cheery voice rang throughout the kitchen.

Later, Goku came over to spar.
"Hey. I took Gohan to the mall today." Goku said while sparring with
"For once, I actually feel sorry for you." replied Vegeta.
"Well," Goku continued, "at the mall, I met this incredibly hot girl.
We're gonna go out on Friday," said Goku, obviously proud of himself.
Suddenly, Vegeta stopped sparring. "But you're married." he said.
"Point....?" Goku replied carelessly.
"You're getting better Kakarott!" Vegeta said laughing.
"What! I'm getting sick of going home to that old hag." Goku said.
"So what's her name?" inquired Vegeta.
"Sara," said Goku with a big smile on his face.
"Stop acting like your brat around Videl. Now here's some advice when
your on that date, don't act like yourself," advised Vegeta.
"Ha ha ha," Goku said sarcastically. "Very funny. Hey! Maybe you could
double date with us!"
"WHAT?!" exclaimed Vegeta.
"I know, I know, you don't have a girlfriend..." Goku continued.
"And I don't intend on getting one!" yelled Vegeta.
"But," Goku rambled on, "you and Bulma could go together!"
"OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!! Me, go out with the woman??? No
way! I refuse! You can't make me!" yelled Vegeta.
"We're going to a restaurant....." Goku replied softly, trying to
convince him.
"A restaurant? Well THAT'S a different story!" Vegeta replied almost
"Good. It's settled. Friday at 8:00. You and Bulma will meet us at
Aviery." said Goku.
"Wait, tiny little problem. That woman will never go out with me, even
if it's not even going out," Vegeta said matter-of-factly.
"Oh yeah..... well, I'll think of something." Goku replied.
Vegeta started laughing.
"What?!" Goku asked.
"You?! Think?! Those two words don't work well together in one
sentence!!" Vegeta said getting up off of the ground after he had
fallen over from laughing.
"Hey shut up!" Goku yelled.
"Oh that's real grown up." Vegeta replied.
"Well, I have to go. The cow wants me home in time for dinner." Goku
"Why did you even get married? It's a waste of time and money, and then
you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, unless you want
to pay even more money to get divorced," said Vegeta.
"She tricked me! When I was really young, she made me promise her to
marry her. I didn't even know what 'marry' meant! I thought it meant
food!" Goku protested.
"Boy you were stupid." Vegeta said snickering.
"You'd be stupid too if you had the childhood I did!" Goku yelled.
"Sure," Vegeta replied.
"Well, I still gotta get home." Goku said.
"Good," Vegeta said.
"BYE VEGETA!!" he yelled as he flew away.
"Well this was a progressive sparring hour." complained Vegeta as he
walked into the house.

That Night...
Bulma heard the phone ring in her room. She walked over to it, picked
it up, and said, "Moshi moshi, Bulma speaking."
"Hey Bulma! This is Goku." he said.
"Oh konichiwa Goku! What's the call for?" Bulma asked.
Goku hasn't called in a while, I wonder why he called..... Bulma thought.
"Well..... ummm..... will you..... ummmm....." stammered Goku.
"What Goku? Spit it out." Bulma replied.
"WillyougooutwithVegita?" Goku said nervously. (that's 'will you go out
with Vegeta,' he just said it really fast because he was scared of
being killed)
"WHAT??? Goku have you finally lost your mind completely?? There is not
a snowball's chance in hell that I would go out with him!!!" Bulma
"Apsatively Possolutely??"
"Goku, DON'T PUSH IT!!!!"
"Are you SUUUUUURE??"
"Uhhhh.... w-w-wha'd you do to Yamcha....?"
"I kicked him in the balls!! So unless you want the same thing to
happen to you, you best DROP IT!!!!"
"OkbyeBulma (ok bye Bulma)!" *click*
He cut it close that time, it's a good thing he hung up when he did,
persistent little bastard!
Bulma thought, Me! Go out with Vegeta?!
What a preposterous idea! ......what does preposterous mean anyway?
I'll look it up.

That night, as Vegeta was walking down the hall on the floor that
Bulma's room was on, he passed her door and saw that her light was on.
I wonder what she's doing up at this hour? he wondered. He quietly
entered the room, so she wouldn't notice, and she didn't, and walked
over to her quietly. She didn't notice him looking over her shoulder.
She's reading a dictionary? I wonder what word she's looking up?

Preposterous, pre-pos 'ter-us, a. Absurd; irratio-
nal; monstrous; utterly ridiculous.

"Hmmm... so that's what it means...." she thought out loud.
"You didn't know what 'preposterous' meant?" Vegeta commented.
"What the hell!" Bulma exclaimed.
"So k, I didn't know either, until now that is." Vegeta said.
Then they finally realized how they were both dressed. Vegeta's jaw
dropped, as did Bulma's.
Bulma was in lacy black longeré and Vegeta was in boxers and a *wife
beater. (AN: * - a wife beater is like a white tank top, if you didn't
know.) Bulma gasped and jumped under the covers of her bed.
"You really need to knock before you come into my damn room!!" screamed
"Geez, I just saw the light on and was wondering what the hell you were
doing up at 3:00 in the morning!" Vegeta retorted.
"Well KNOCK!!!" Bulma yelled.
"Fine, next time I won't even CHECK to see if you're being robbed or
anything!" Vegeta replied.
"Wait!" Bulma objected.
" *sigh* what are you going to comment on now," Vegeta said annoyed.
"What are you doing up so late?" she asked.
"Insomnia, you?" he said, shrugging his shoulders.
"Same," Bulma replied.
"Well, I gotta go roam the halls." Vegeta said leaving.
"Wait!" Bulma objected again.
"You are set on keeping me here aren't you?" Vegeta said smirking.
"I just wanted to know if I could come with you...." Bulma said quietly.
"You wanna... come with me?" Vegeta asked, stunned.
"Yeah, I can't sleep." Bulma said, kinda embarrassed.
"Okay, you might wanna put on some clothes though..." Vegeta said
"Oh.... yea.... hehehe...." Bulma said, blushing even more than Vegeta.

After Bulma put on a robe, her and Vegeta started down the hall.
"Ya know, it's the weirdest thing," Bulma started, "Goku tried to
convince me to go out with you."
Vegeta's eyes widened.
"H-he did?" Vegeta stammered.
"Yeah, but of coarse I refused." Bulma said giggling.
"Well what's so bad about me?" Vegeta inquired.
"It depends on your definition of 'bad.'" Bulma said.
"Huh?" Vegeta said, confused.
"Well, bad attitude, or bad looks?" Bulma explained.
"Both," Vegeta said with his usual smirk.
Bulma blushed, "Both? Well, uhh..... attitude, definitely bad..."
"I know, don't ya love it?" Vegeta cut in.
"Uhhh... not exactly... looks, undoubtedly good." Bulma said, blushing
so much her head looked like a cherry popsicle. Vegeta even blushed a
little, he shook himself out of it though.
"Boy, don't I feel special." Vegeta commented.
"Well, I guess umm... I better get to bed now, g-bye!" she called
running back down the hall.
Vegeta looked on while she ran. She thinks I have good looks, although
I don't blame her.
thought Vegeta.

What the hell came over me?! Bulma thought to herself. I might
as well have told him I thought he was a hot sexy babe!! Not that I
think he is one or anything.....

She walked over to her bed, she went to turn off the lamp on her night
stand, which was next to her bed, when she saw the light on her
nswering machine, which was also on her night stand, was flashing.
"But... I didn't have a message when I left..... but who the hell would
call at this time of night?" Bulma thought aloud. "Might as well listen
to the message the nut left me."

Message: "Uhhh.... hi Bulma, this is Goku."

"Figures," Bulma said.

Message: "Ummm... I just wanted to say.... uhhh.... if you change your
mind, call me, before the 17th, and also, PLEASE DON'T KICK ME IN THE
BALLS!!!! Bye Bulma." *click*

"That son of a bitch!" Bulma yelled. "He is so dead!"

The next day...
Bulma woke up to the sound of an explosion.
"Oh great, Vegeta broke the gravity machine again." Bulma sighed.
She went over to the window and looked out of it. She gasped. This time
the whole machine was gone, only little pieces lie about the ground,
and on top of that pile of rubble.... a very, very beaten up Vegeta,
lying there unconscious.
"Oh my god! VEGETA!!" Bulma yelled out the window, he didn't answer.
"Oh my gosh!! He might be dead!!!!"
As she ran down the halls and the stairs to get outside, she kept
saying, "Please be alive, please be alive, please be alive!!"
When she got outside, she held his head up. "Vegeta!! Vegeta!!
VEGETA!!!" she screamed at him.
He coughed a couple of times. A big smile came on her face. "Vegeta,
Vegeta are you all right??"
He coughed some more and said, "Ohhhhhh...... what?"
"Oh my gosh what happened!!" she said.
"It... *cough* exploded... *cough*..." he said.
"I can see that, but HOW did it happen!" she cried, tears building up
in her eyes.
"Why...... *cough*... are you crying....?" he asked.
"Well.... *sniff*.... I thought you were gonna die....." she said,
tears now streaming down her face.
"Since...... *cough*... when do you care about me....?" Vegeta asked.
"Well...... I would have.... ummm.... no one to talk to and....
umm..... no one to walk down the halls with at 3:00 in the morning."
she said giggling.
Vegeta started coughing uncontrollably, and Bulma just realized that he
was bleeding all over, he was bruised and very weak. "Vegeta?" she said
shaking him. He didn't answer.
"Vegeta??" she shook him even harder. He still didn't answer.
"Oh my god Vegeta???" she screamed.
She put her hand in front of his mouth. He wasn't breathing.
" *gasp* OH MY GOD!!!! DAAAADDYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled as loudly
as she could.
He came to the window of his room, "What? What is it dear?"
"DADDY CALL THE PARAMEDICS!!!!!!" she screamed.
"Why honey?" he yelled back.

Bulma had to give him mouth-to-mouth until the paramedics arrived. When
they got there, Bulma insisted that she come in the ambulance with him.
She watched in pain as they hooked him up to all types of breathing
machines. She stood by him the whole way there, but when they took him
into the ER, they wouldn't let her go in. She went up to the
receptionist and begged her to go in. The receptionist asked, "Are you
his wife or girlfriend?" Bulma didn't answer for a minute, she was in
deep thought. Should she lie and say she was? Or just wait? All she knew
was that she couldn't wait while he was in there, not knowing what
they, meaning the doctors, were doing.
From that long talk they had walking down the halls early this morning,
she knew him more than anyone. She and him had told each other secrets
that they had never told anyone else before. She made her choice.
"Ma'am?" the receptionist asked.
"Oh, yes, I am his wife." she answered calmly.
"Well..... yes..... I guess you can." the receptionist said.
"Oh thank you so much!" Bulma replied as she ran into the back room.
But before she went into the ER, she snuck into the room with all the
clothes that the doctors wear, and she put them on.

The doctors were surprised when, what seemed to be, another female
doctor that they had never seen before come into the room and said,
"Move aside amateurs, let a, shall I say, professional, do it. I know
this person."

Hours went by. Finally it was over. The doctors were amazed, they had
never seen this operation done in such a short time. While the other
doctors left, Bulma stayed there, waiting for him to wake up. But, as
was expected and always happens, she fell asleep. That night, Vegeta
woke up.
He saw someone lying with their head on the bed. The lights were off,
so he couldn't see at the time. He waited a while for his eyes to get
adjusted to the darkness. When they did, he saw it was Bulma. Why the
hell is Bulma in my room? Wait... this isn't my room..... this looks
like... a.... hospital room! Wait, I stopped breathing after the
explosion of the gravity machine. And, she took me?

Bulma's eyes fluttered open, she looked up and saw Vegeta staring at
her. Her eyes filled with tears and she immediately hugged him.
"What's come over you woman!" Vegeta said.
"I thought you were dead!!" she said, now bawling her head off.
"Oh yea, the no breathing thing..." Vegeta said carelessly.
"You act like it's no big thing! You scared me to death!!" Bulma said,
now crying harder.
"What happened to me?" Vegeta asked.
"I operated on you. I got it done quicker than anyone had ever imagined.
Sometimes I even amaze myself!" Bulma boasted.
"You really are full of yourself aren't you?" Vegeta said.
This really got Bulma mad, "I did all this for you, saving your life,
and this is how you repay me?? You insult me??" she yelled. The she
ran out of the room crying.

The next day, was the 16th. The day before the big date with Goku and
Sara and maybe Vegeta and Bulma. Neither of them had responded to Goku
yet, and he was getting worried that neither were going to show. He
wanted those two to get together. But, Goku thought, it wouldn't
necessarily be bad, just me and Sara, wouldn't be bad at all!

Suddenly, his phone rang. "Moshi moshi, Goku speaking."
"Hey Kakarott, this is Vegeta."
"Ya think? You're the only one I know that calls me 'Kakarott.'"
"Yea. Well, I'm gonna come just to eat, I don't think Bulma's gonna
"Well, I guess that's ok...... Oh, I heard about your injury, are you
all right?"
"Yea yea I'm fine! What is with everyone asking me if I'm all right!!"
"It shows that people actually care about you! You should be happy!
Show some respect Vegeta!"
"Well, that's all I called to say, bye."
"Ok.... bye Vegeta."
"Man, Bulma doesn't want to go?" Goku thought out loud.

The next day at the date...
"I really wish Bulma would have come. I wanted to meet her." Sara said
while eating with Goku and Vegeta, who were pigging out as usual.
Goku was facing the door and Vegeta's back was to it. Suddenly Goku's
jaw dropped.
"Close your mouth Kakarott! You have a mouth full of food, that is
really disgusting." Vegeta said.
Goku stayed the same.
"Is that her Goku?" Sara asked. He slowly nodded his head. "Oh she's
beautiful!" Sara said.
"Who?" Vegeta asked. Goku's hands slowly rose and pointed towards the
door. Vegeta turned his head and his jaw dropped as well. There was
Bulma, dressed in a red dress and a shawl, that accented her figure,
and her hair was up in a wonderfully done bun, and a diamond choker. She
walked over and sat next to Vegeta. Vegeta followed where she moved, his
jaw still opened. Sara had closed Goku's jaw.
"W-w-wow........." Vegeta said quietly.
"Oh why thank you!" Bulma said happily.
"I-I thought you weren't coming..." Vegeta stammered.
"Well...... I changed my mind." Bulma said.
"You must be Bulma. I'm Sara." Sara said shaking Bulma's hand.
"You must be the one that Goku is dumping that bitch Chichi for!" Bulma
replied shaking back.
"Yep!" Goku said proudly.
Vegeta looked exactly the same, jaw dropped, eyes wide.
"Vegeta, close your mouth, this is a restaurant, we're in public."
Bulma said closing his mouth with her finger.

Dinner went well, they had nice conversations, while Vegeta was still
staring, dumbfounded, at Bulma. When dinner was over, Bulma said to
Sara and Goku, "You'll tell us when you're going to dump Chichi in the
lake, right?"
"Of coarse! I wouldn't want you to miss it, you're a part of it after
all!" Sara replied.
"Thank you! So, shopping tomorrow?" Bulma asked.
"Meeting there at noon." Sara said.
"Great! See you then! Bye!" Bulma called.
"You too! See you tomorrow!" Sara called back.
Vegeta went with Bulma, still staring at her in the same way he had
been all night.
"Oh knock it off Vegeta!!" Bulma yelled.
"B-but I can't....." Vegeta said.
"Here's an idea, look away!" Bulma said.
"I'm sorry, but you look incredibly hot...." Vegeta said, not even
remotely embarrassed.
"Hey! I'm still pissed off at you." she replied blushing. (AN: boy I
sure do make a lot of people blush!!)
"Well that's not my fault," Vegeta said.
"It is to your fault! You insulted me when I took care of you!" Bulma
"That's kinda my way of showing gratitude, I don't say, ya know,
anything nice." Vegeta replied.
"Well that didn't sound like a 'thank you Bulma for saving my life' to
me!" Bulma said.
"....... thhhhaaaank.......... you............ Bullllma..........
for......... saaaving........... my.......... life......." Vegeta said
slowly, quietly and very reluctantly.
"..... what did you say??" Bulma asked, amazed at what she thought she
"You heard what I fuckin said!" Vegeta said very embarrassed.
"You just said thank you!" Bulma said throwing her arms around him.
"What is your problem woman!" Vegeta yelled.
All of a sudden, what seemed like an instinct to Bulma, she kissed him
on the cheek. Vegeta froze, standing perfectly straight, eyes wide,
mouth open from shock.
When Bulma realized what she had done, she pulled away and said, "Woa,
look at the time, I'd better get going home now, hehe...." then she
ran towards her car, got in and drove away, leaving Vegeta in the same
position. After he shook it off, or shook as much off as he could, he
thought, What the hell, no one's EVER done that to me before. Nobody
has ever kissed me before....

Bulma got back to her room, hid herself under the covers and cried. Oh
my god oh my god!! What have I DONE!!!!!!!
she thought. I can't
like Vegeta!! It's not possible! .........then how come it's

While that was going on in Bulma's room, Vegeta had just started flying
back to the house, and he was having thoughts of his own. Wait, how can
I go back and face Bulma?? I can't. I may be able to face the toughest
enemies, the strongest warriors, but this, this I can't face.
stopped in midair to think about his situation. If I go back there,
I'll have to face Bulma. But if I don't go back, I'll have to face no
food. What will it be? No food, face Bulma. No food, face Bulma. No
food, face Bulma. My logical choice would have to be...... hmmmmm.......
no food. Wait, it wouldn't be no food, animals live in the forest.......
and I can make a fire. I can get away from Bulma and eat! This works
out perfectly!
When Vegeta figured that out, he turned in the
opposite direction, away from Capsule Corporation and towards the
forest, and took off.

The next day, when Bulma woke up, she thought it would be appropriate
to apologize to Vegeta.
She got out of bed, got dressed, and took about half an hour getting
ready, meaning make up, hair, that kind of stuff. Finally, when she was
satisfied with herself, she headed to Vegeta's room.
When she got there, she was about to knock on the door, but her hand
stopped in midair. She thought, Should I be doing this? Yes, I have
to, I have to apologize for my actions last night.
Then she knocked.
There was no answer. She knocked again. Still no answer. Why isn't he
answering? Maybe he knows it's me and doesn't want to answer.... I have
to tell him.
she thought. She slowly opened the door, "Vegeta?" she
said as she opened it.
"Vegeta?" she said again. She looked in, no one was there. Where could
he be??

Back in the forest, Vegeta had just woke up. "Boy, it's gonna take a
while to get used to waking up here." Vegeta said. He went to the
stream that flowed through the forest.
"Fish, that sounds good to me right now!" Vegeta said happily. He
walked into the water and like lightning, bolted around the stream at
light speed. When he stopped, he had both hands completely full of huge
"This should last till lunch." he said. He walked back to his camp and
cooked the fish.
"Thank god I know how to cook fish."

The day had gone slowly for both of them, even though Bulma had gone
shopping with Sara, she was still sad that Vegeta was not at the
Capsule Corporation, and most likely wasn't last night. They were both
thinking of each other the whole day, and that made that day feel like
a week. Vegeta lived in the woods for a week. He only lived there as
long as he could without losing his mind.
That night, he flew back to the Capsule Corporation. As he flew upward
towards his room, he passed Bulma's window. He stopped and floated back
down until he was in front of her window. Her lights were on, and she
was sitting in front of her dresser, crying. "Vegeta, where have you
gone!!" she yelled and then broke down in tears.
Suddenly Vegeta, for the first time in his life, felt like he was
wanted, maybe even loved? Whether it was wanted, loved, or both, he
felt important.
He slowly floated up to the window, opened it, and floated in, the
whole time thinking about what he heard Bulma say. Vegeta, where have
you gone!!
kept repeating in his head. The pain in her voice made
him think he had done the wrong thing to go to the forest for a week. He
stayed up very late that night thinking, but he still got up early, to

Bulma woke up to banging sounds outside her window. She got up and went
over to look out her window. When she did, she said, "Wow, who's that
hot guy with no shirt on walking out of the gravity machine?!"
She took a closer look. Wait, could that be..... yes!! It is!! It's
Vegeta!! He's back!!!

She ran down the stairs as fast as she could. She ran to the door, but
as she was about to fling the door open, she stopped, took a deep
breath, then slowly opened it.

Vegeta heard what seemed to be the creaking of a door opening. He
looked up to the door to see the thing he had been thinking about the
whole week. "Bulma....."
Tears welled up in Bulma's eyes. "Vegeta!!" she screamed as she ran
full speed at him. She crashed into him so hard that they both fell
over. She wouldn't let go of him, as if she was afraid that if she did
he would disappear. So he had to pull both himself and Bulma up off the
"Hey....... Bulma...." Vegeta stammered.
She didn't say anything, she just continued crying. But after a minute,
she regained her composure.
"How dare you do that to me!!!" she yelled after she smacked him.
"Hey I couldn't face you after....... what happened." Vegeta retorted.
Bulma looked towards the ground. "Oh yea, that......" Bulma said
reluctantly. "Well, I didn't mean i-" she had to stop, for she did mean
"You didn't mean i? What's that supposed to mean?" Vegeta asked,
"Nothing, what I meant to say was....... I didn't....... mean it...."
she said painfully.
"Oh......." that really wasn't the answer he wanted to hear.
Bulma suddenly jumped at him again and threw her arms around him, but
this time, he didn't fall over. They stood in that position for a
while, and eventually, Vegeta felt compelled to put his arms around her,
and slowly he did.
As they were still hugging, Goku came flying over. He saw them and
stopped, astounded. He slowly lowered down to the ground, over to where
Vegeta and Bulma were.
"My god you guys, I had no idea!" he said when he walked up to them.
Their eyes widened and they immediately pushed away from each other.
"N-no idea about w-what??" Bulma stammered.
"I had no idea that you two were a couple!" Goku said smiling.
"MY ASS!!! WE ARE NOT A FRICKEN COUPLE!!!" Vegeta yelled, then he
turned around and walked into the gravity machine, shut the door, and
started training.
"Y-yea...... we're not a couple!" Bulma said, then she turned around
and walked into the building.
Goku scratched his head, then thought he understood, "Aaahhhhh, they're
trying to play a trick on me. Well they can't trick me. I'm smarter
than they think, now which way is my house again?"

Vegeta hadn't stopped training, and it was 1:30 in the morning. Bulma
was getting fed up. He is pissing me off with this late night training,
even though it's the first time.
Bulma thought.
She got out of bed, got a robe on, and headed outside. She walked up to
the gravity machine and knocked on the door. Nobody answered, she didn't
think he'd be able to hear the knock over the amount of noise he was
making in there. So she kicked it really hard. The noise stopped. Then
the door opened to a breathless, shirtless, sweaty Vegeta. And he
opened the door up to a mad Bulma.
"What do you want woman?!" Vegeta said.
"I am trying to sleep! And you're screwing around in that damn gravity
machine! I am gonna disassemble that thing!" Bulma screeched.
"You stopped my training for that?" Vegeta retorted, annoyed.
"Shimatta Vegeta! Stop training! You can train tomorrow!" Bulma yelled.
Vegeta just blocked her out. He was about to close the door, but Bulma
said, "Vegeta if you close that door, I swear I'll disassemble it!!"
"Fine," Vegeta said with a smirk, "I'll just train with the door open,
that way it'll be louder."
"Shimatta Vegeta!" Bulma yelled walking away. "I hope you break your
fuckin neck! And shut the damn door!"
Vegeta shut the door and let out a long sigh.

Bulma actually fell asleep, but since she went to bed so late, she
didn't get up till late. She went to the kitchen to make breakfast,
half asleep, eyes half open. But when she got to the kitchen, her eyes
shot open. There was Vegeta sitting at the table, sipping a cup of
coffee that her mother made every morning. Vegeta turned his head to
her, "Slept in huh?" he said.
"Gee, I wonder why!" Bulma said scowling.
"Hey, don't look at me." Vegeta said taking a sip of his coffee.
"OH I'M LOOKING STRAIT AT YA BUDDY!!!" Bulma yelled. "It was all your
fault! What with your new early morning training plan!"
"Whatever. Just hurry up and make me breakfast." Vegeta said.
"You want breakfast?" Bulma said, tears building up in her eyes. "Make
it yourself!!"
With that, she ran outside toward the gravity machine bawling her eyes
"I hate my life! I have no reason to live!" she said as she sat next to
the gravity machine.
Suddenly she stopped, looked at the gravity machine, and said, "That's
She walked into the gravity machine, looked around, and walked over to
the main control.
"So this is it. This is how I'm going to die. Well, might as well get
it over with." She started typing in the stuff to get it to work. First
she turned it on, then she got it so she could type in how many times
Earth's normal gravity she wanted it to be. She was about to type in the
gravity level, but she hesitated. Should I do this? Yes. I can't take
all the problems anymore.
she thought, tears streaming down her face.
I think two times Earth's normal gravity will work.
So she typed it in, and pushed enter. Almost immediately, she was
pulled to the ground with unbelievable force. She was squished against
the ground, she couldn't move, she could barely breath. Good-bye
everyone. Mom, Dad, Goku, Sara, Gohan, Videl, everyone. Even you Vegeta.

Suddenly, Vegeta shot up. "Something's wrong. I can sense it." he said.
Then he ran outside.
The gravity machine's door was open.
"What the hell!" he said. He ran up to it and looked inside.
"Oh shit!!" he yelled when he saw Bulma lying on the ground.
He ran over to her, picked her up, and took her out of the machine.
She started coughing.
"Bulma! What the hell do you think you were doing?!" Vegeta said.
It took a while for her to answer, but finally she said weakly,
"Vegeta...... is that...... concern I hear in your voice?"
He was silent for a while, but then he said again, "What the hell do
you think you were doing."
"Duh. I was trying to kill myself." Bulma said.
"Why not."
"Well............... you have lots of good things going for you."
"Yeah, like what."
"Well......... ummmm......... you're smart, and...... beautiful.......
and brave....... and gorgeous, plus a lot more."
Bulma's eyes were wide open in shock. "Wow..... t-that's a long
l-list......." Bulma said amazed.
Vegeta suddenly realized what he had said, and blushed furiously.
"Vegeta, I had no idea." Bulma said, smiling and blushing.
"Well........ uhh......." Vegeta was speechless at what he had just
Bulma started giggling, but then started coughing, from what had
happened in the gravity machine.
"Shimatta," Vegeta said, "you're all busted up. I'd better take you to
your room." He picked her up and floated up to her window. He brought
her over to her bed when he got in her room and lay her down on it.
"Thank you Vegeta," she said sleepily while giving a warm smile.
"Yea whatever. Just don't try this again," Vegeta said sternly.
Bulma giggled. "The only reason I did do it was because I couldn't take
all the fucking problems in my life. You especially." she explained.
"Me?! What did I do?" he complained.
"Does 'Whatever. Just hurry up and make me breakfast' ring a bell?"
Bulma replied.
"Yea well I was hungr-" Vegeta protested.
"That does not give you the right to keep me up late and then, the next
morning, ask me to make you breakfast the instant I get up! I am not
your servant!"
"Hey! I am a fricken Saiyan! I can't help it that I have an appetite
the size of Tokyo!" Vegeta yelled.
"And I can't help it that the only guy I've ever loved kept countlessly
cheating on me and didn't even care how much it hurt me. I also can't
help it that nobody even realizes how much pain I'm in from that break
up and tons of other problems in my life!" Bulma said, tears now
streaming down her face. There was a silence between them. Vegeta could
sense inside him this pain that she was feeling and somehow it was
deeply affecting him.
"Other problems consisting of what?" Vegeta questioned.
Bulma hesitated, but said, "One of the problems is that...... that I'm
in love with someone and I don't have the guts to tell him." Bulma
said, her tears slowly ceasing.
Oh shit. thought Vegeta. These things always happen to me. The only
time I like someone, they have to go and fall in love with someone

Little did Vegeta know that the one that Bulma had fallen in love with
was none other than himself.
Then the phone rang.
"Moshi moshi, Bulma speaking," Bulma said into the receiver wiping away
her tears.
"Konichiwa Bulma," said the person on the other line, "this is Goku."
"Oh konichiwa Goku!"
Vegeta crossed his arms, rolled his eyes and groaned. Bulma put two
fingers on his lips which meant 'shut up' and continued talking.
"What's up?" she asked Goku.
"I heard Vegeta," Goku said.
"Vegeta! He heard you!" she said covering up the receiver.
"So," Vegeta said carelessly.
"Sorry," she said to Goku.
"So k. By the way what were you two doing?" Goku asked mischievously.
"Talking," Bulma replied.
"Suuuuuuuuure you were......." Goku said slowly.
"Goku, don't make me....." Bulma warned.
"OKAY OKAY!!! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!!!" he screamed.
"Don't make you what?" Vegeta asked.
"Kick him in the balls." Bulma said with her hand over the receiver.
"Ouch!" Vegeta cringed.
Bulma giggled and continued talking to Goku.
"So what did you call for?"
"Oh, the divorce is in an hour and.... ahem.... operation drown the
bitch..... is at 9:00."
"Oh great. Me and Vegeta will be there."
"Okay. Bye Bulma."
"So, what's going on?" Vegeta wondered.
"Oh, Goku's divorce is in an hour and operation drown the bitch is at
nine." Bulma explained.
"Oh, please tell me I don't have to wear a tuxedo!" Vegeta protested.
"Only for the divorce. I'll pick out you're clothes." Bulma replied.
"Whatever, I'll be training." Vegeta said.
Of coarse it took Bulma about 45 minutes to get herself ready. It took
her about 5 minutes to get Vegeta's clothes ready. And about 9 minutes
to get Vegeta out of the gravity machine and into the clothes she
picked out.
"Oh shit!" Bulma cursed. "I forgot to include the time it'll take to
get to the courthouse!"
"Don't worry," Vegeta said picking her up. Then he shot off towards the
They were there in less than a minute, and Goku landed right next to
them right after they did.
"Hey you guys!" Goku exclaimed. Vegeta still had Bulma in his arms.
"Okay, that's it. My ass you two aren't a couple!" Goku yelled.
Vegeta set Bulma down. "What?! Do you think she can fly?! How else were
we supposed to get here in less than a minute without flying?! The only
way she can fly is if I carry her!!" Vegeta retorted.
Bulma stepped in the middle and said, "Okay, both of you shut your big
fat Saiyan mouths. We have a joyous event to get to: Goku's divorce."
"Hey! You're right!" Goku said cheerily. Then he practically skipped
into the courthouse.
When Bulma and Vegeta got into the courthouse, in the front of the
building on either sides were a smiling, practically giddy Goku and a
scowling, cranky Chichi.
(AN: Okay, I know nothing about what happens with divorces and custody
hearings so I'm making this whole divorcement thing up myself! ^_^)
About 5 minutes later, the judge entered the room. After he sat down in
his big chair, he said, "Okay, Son Goku, Son Chichi, as of now, you are
no longer married. It's official. (pointing to Goku) You are Son Goku
(pointing to Chichi) and you are Chichi whatever the hell your last
name is."
"How about Chichi BeOtch...." Goku mumbled. But since Saiyans have
overly sensitive hearing (AN: or at least in my story they do!), Vegeta
heard it and started snickering.
Bulma leaned over and said, "Vegeta, I don't even want to know what
you're laughing at." Vegeta stopped snickering.
"Now," continued the judge, "on to the custody hearing. Who wants the
Goku immediately raised his hand.
"Alright we have a winner!" said the judge.
"Mr. Son, I award you custody of the k-"
"Wait!" complained Chichi. "Shouldn't you ask to hear good cause?"
"God, I can see why you want to divorce her! How annoying! Fine. Son
Goku, give me good reason why you should have custody of the kid." the
judge said.
"Well, I actually allow him to go outside once in a while rather than
stay inside and study and do homework every minute of his fricken
life." Goku said.
"Yeah dad!!" yelled Gohan.
"And," Goku continued, "I like him to pursue his talents!"
"What's his talents?" the judge asked.
"Fighting. He's an excellent fighter. He has saved the world countless
times, him and other people." Goku explained.
"Well, I'd say that's a good reason. Son Goku, I hereby award you
custody of Son Gohan. Chichi, I award you...... nothing. Well, I'm
beat. Son Goku, I now give you permission to stuff her in a duffel bag,
or anything you can find, stick a couple hundred pounds of weights to
it, and throw it in the river. Court adjourned." the judge said.
Then they started dancing around and sang, "THE BITCH IS GONE!! THE
"Great, now they're gonna dance." Vegeta complained.
"Oh stop complaining," Bulma said.
So Goku and Gohan danced in the front of the room for a while, but then
everybody left.

That Night...
"You ready?" Goku asked.
"Ready." said Vegeta and Bulma.
"Left me ouft!!" screamed a muffled voice from the duffel bag that they
were carrying.
"Oh shut up!" Goku screamed.
Of coarse it was Chichi that was in the bag, and Goku was incredibly
When they made it to the dock, Goku asked, "Did you remember the
"Yep." said Vegeta. They all tied the hundreds of pounds of weights to
the duffel bag with Chichi kicking and screaming inside it.
"Ya know Chichi," Goku said to her, "I've always wanted to say this to
you. Rot in hell you bitchy ass ho!" Then he kicked the bag into the
river. And they all watched the bag sink as she wrestled to get out.

She never did get out. And the Dragon Ball gang got along better with
her not there bitching to them all the time. And soon, it was Goku and
Sara's wedding. Vegeta was the best man and Bulma was the maid of honor.

In Sara's Dressing Room...
"Ohhh.... I'm so exited!!" Sara said while pacing back and forth in the
dressing room.
"I know. You're lucky. I wish I could marry someone as nice and cool as
Goku." Bulma said.
"Actually, I wish I could just get married......"
"I know, marriage is a wonderful thing." Sara said dreamily.
Then both women sighed.

In Goku's Dressing Room...
"Married again," Vegeta commented.
"But this time, I wasn't tricked, and I'm not marrying a bitch." Goku
said admiring himself in the mirror.
"Just wait and see what time will do." Vegeta said.
"Come on Vegeta, this is my wedding. You should be happy for me." Goku
"I'm not happy for anyone."
"Vegeta you really should lighten up. Come on! It's time for the
wedding!" Goku said grabbing onto Vegeta's hand and pulled him down the
hall. He stopped when he got to Bulma.
"Hi Bulma. Here's Vegeta!" he said throwing Vegeta at Bulma. Then he
teleported to the alter.
Just then, Sara came to the back of the row of girls and boys. The it
First came Vegeta and Bulma down the aisle, the best man and maid of
honor. People were whispering things like, "Oh what a wonderful
couple," and "I'm coming to their wedding." And of coarse Vegeta could
hear them, What idiotic humans. Always assuming. he thought.
"Vegeta, do you always have to look like you're pissed off? What's with
your eyebrows?" Bulma whispered.
"I was born that way. And it's because most of the time I am pissed
off." he whispered back.
"It's a wedding for god sakes, couldn't you at least show the top of
your eyes??" Bulma whispered.
"I told you, I'm incapable of doing that." Vegeta whispered calmly.
They were almost to the alter.
"After the wedding, explain," Bulma said.
They got to the alter and split off into their own directions. Then
came the other bridesmaids and men. The men consisted of Krillin
Yamcha, Tien, and, reluctantly, Piccolo. The women consisted of
Juuhachigou, with Krillin Rebekah, Sara's neighbor, with Yamcha, Lunch,
with Tien, and Mindy, also one of Sara's friends, with Piccolo. Mindy
kind of liked Piccolo, she thought he was cute and her favorite color
was green. (AN: hey, just because I write it, doesn't mean I know what
I'm talking about.) When the bridesmaids and men were done walking down
the aisle, down came little Gohan and Videl, the Ring Bear and the
Flower Girl, holding hands. (AN: I know Videl doesn't show up till Gohan
is in Orange Star High School in the Buu Saga, but oh well.)
When they got up to the alter, they were supposed to split up and go
opposite ways, but they didn't. They both went off to the same side,
sat down and talked.
Then came the bride. She was dressed in a flowing white gown that
sparkled all over. Where the dress started, there was a row of flowers.
On the veil, the part that was on her head also had a row of flowers.
And the veil came down to her knees. Goku's mouth was open to his waist.
He was stunned. When she got up to the alter, the rest of the wedding
went by relatively quickly.

At The Reception...
"C'mon Vegeta!" Bulma pleaded.
"No! How many times do I have to tell you NO!!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Fine. Be a spoiled sport then." Bulma said walking onto the dance
floor. It was a fast song and her, Sara, and Goku were dancing their
butts off. But then, the music went from fast to slow, and everybody
started slow dancing. Bulma was standing in the middle of the dance
floor surrounded by slow dancing couples. She suddenly got very
depressed. She slowly walked back to her seat and sat down. She sat
with her head looking towards the floor. Tears fell from her eyes and
hit the hard floor. Vegeta had been watching her, Come on Bulma! Don't
make me do this!
he thought. Don't make me feel sorry for you and ask
you to dance!
Then she let out a big sniffle of pain. He looked away
and groaned, trying to block her out. But he couldn't resist looking at
her, and when he did, and saw the pain in her eyes, it convinced him
that he needed to. He looked away, sighed, and crossed his arms. Then
he got up, walked over to her and said, "I have to warn you," Bulma
looked up at him. He continued, " I can't dance good."
A big smile covered her face and she jumped up and gave Vegeta a big
"Knock it off woman!" Vegeta said. So she let go of Vegeta, grabbed his
hand and pulled him onto the dance floor. "Now I told you I can't
dance. I never have. So I don't know how to 'slow dance.'"
Vegeta said.
"That's okay. I'll teach you really quick." Bulma said.
"Fine," Vegeta said.
"Okay. Put your hands on my waist." Bulma instructed blushing.
"Do I have to," Vegeta wined.
Bulma gave him a stern look meaning, 'you'd better!'
"Fine!" Vegeta gave in.
"It's really easy." Bulma continued.
Vegeta put his hands on her waist and she put her arms around his neck.
"Now move as I am." Bulma instructed.
He started following her moves. Then she put her head on his shoulder
and closed her eyes. This was just as she had imagined, she loved it.
It just happened to be that they had danced next to Goku and Sara. Goku
saw Vegeta and Bulma slow dancing and a big smile came across his face.
When Vegeta's face was facing Goku's, Goku went, "Psssst!" Vegeta
looked up. Goku gave him a thumbs up. Vegeta gave Goku the middle
Goku only laughed.
When the song was over, Vegeta went to sit back down while Bulma stayed
out there and dancing with Goku and Sara and other people.
Not too long later, the song 'I Knew I Loved You' by Savage Garden came
on. Bulma squealed in happiness, ran over to Vegeta, and pulled a
stunned Vegeta to the dance floor.
"Hey, I only said that one dance," Vegeta complained.
"Vegeta....." Bulma whined with puppy-dog-eyes.
"God," Vegeta said putting his arms around her waist.
"Yeah!" Bulma squealed.
Vegeta wasn't very good at slow dancing, so Bulma said, "You really
should get slow dancing lessons."
"Oh hell no," Vegeta said.
"Oh hell yes." Bulma replied. "Oh! I could teach you! I'm a wonderful
Vegeta didn't answer.
"C'mon Vegeta," Bulma said hugging him tighter.
"Fine." Vegeta grumbled.
"Oh, great!" Bulma said happily.
They slow danced to every slow song for the rest of the night.

The next morning Bulma's alarm woke her up at 5:30 am, her normal time.
She got up and did all her normal morning things. When she was ready,
she went out of her room and to the elevator. But when the doors opened,
she gasped in shock.
"Vegeta??" Vegeta was standing in the elevator, leaning against the
back with his arms crossed, "Took ya long enough." he said.
"Y-y-your on an e-elevator....." Bulma said amazed.
"Just shut up and get in." Vegeta said.
She walked in, but she was still stunned at what she was seeing.
"W-what the hell are you doing in an elevator?! You never use an
"I needed to talk to you about the dancing thing inconspicuously."
Vegeta explained.
"Ohhhh yeah," Bulma said, a smile forming on her face.
"Well, tonight, 8." Vegeta said.
"Okay! Great! My place!" Bulma said happily.
"Yeah, wonderful," he said sarcastically, then he teleported outside.
Bulma sighed, leaned against the back of the elevator, and slowly slid
down to the ground smiling.
"I can't wait until tonight!!" she said happily.

That Night...
Bulma paced back and forth in her room, "When is he gonna get here?!
He's ten minutes late!" she said. Bulma was already dressed, she was in
a long red dress with slits on either side that went up to her thigh.
Her hair was in a high ponytail. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.
It startled her, but then she said in a cheery voice, "Come in!"
Vegeta walked in wearing his normal clothes, spandex and Saiyan armor,
the new kind. He took one look at her and said, "Damn!"
"Well look at you! You're not ready to start practicing your slow
dancing!" Bulma replied, blushing at his remark.
"What do you mean.... 'ready?'" Vegeta asked raising an eyebrow.
"You're not dressed up," Bulma said.
"Oh hell no! I'm not getting dressed up to slow dance practice!" Vegeta
"I'll go up to your room and pick out a suit for you." she said walking
out of the room.
Vegeta growled quietly, then walked over to the window and out to the
Why do I do all this shit just so she won't cry?! he scolded
himself in his head. I'm getting soft! I'm turning into a human!
Damn it. And now I'm taking dancing lessons! Even worse, slow dancing

He scolded himself out on the balcony until Bulma came back with formal
wear. He didn't even notice her until she walked right next to him and
said, "What are you doing?"
He was so startled he fell over screaming, "Holy hell!!"
She burst out laughing and fell over saying, "My sides! My sides!" in
between laughs.
"Hey shut up!! You caught me when I was deep in thought, you took me by
surprise!" he yelled at her.
"Sorry but....... 'Holy hell!!'" she imitated as she fell over,
laughing so hard she was crying.
Vegeta sat on the ground scowling, then he said, "That's it. I'm outta
He stood up and was about to fly away when Bulma said, in between
laughs, "Wait. Sorry, please stay."
Vegeta looked at her and said, "You gonna shut up?"
"Yes I'll shut up." Bulma replied. She picked up the suit and walked
into the room. Vegeta followed. When he got to the door, he turned
around, closed the doors and curtains and locked it.
"What did you do that for?" Bulma asked.
"I'm not letting this spoil my reputation." Vegeta replied.
Bulma sighed and walked over to her CD rack and looked through the CD's.
"What are you doing?" Vegeta asked.
"Looking for a little dancing music," Bulma replied, "aaahhh, here it
"What is it?" Vegeta inquired.
"My Savage Garden CD. I Knew I Loved You is the best song to slow dance
to." Bulma explained as she walked over to her CD player and put in the
"Oh great. Do we really need dancing music? I mean come on." Vegeta
"Yes. You can't slow dance to nothing ya know." Bulma replied.
Vegeta sighed and said, "I'll go change." and he slowly walked into the
bathroom. The moment he closed the door he yelled, "It's too girlie in
Bulma giggled, "That's because I'm a girl!" she replied.
"Oh yeah.... that's right...." Vegeta said back.
Bulma giggled.

About 10 minutes later, the door to the bathroom slowly opened, and out
came a very handsome Vegeta.
"Damn!" Bulma said.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow, "That good huh? Personally I think I look
like a geek."
"No you don't! You look so handsome!" Bulma said in a high voice.
"Coming from you, I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult."
Vegeta said, a smirk on his face.
"Trust me. It's a compliment." Bulma said straightening his collar.
Vegeta just kinda looked at her.
"Now, let's get started." Bulma said pulling Vegeta into the middle of
the room.
She turned on the music and tried to teach Vegeta how to slow dance for
the rest of the night.
Eventually, they both got so tired that they both fell asleep on
Bulma's bed.

When Bulma woke up, her head was against something soft. She cuddled
even closer to the soft thing, then it moved. She stopped immediately,
her eyes shot open. She raised her head and saw... Vegeta. She was
resting her head on Vegeta's chest. Vegeta was sound asleep, still in
his tuxedo.
Bulma smiled and lay her head on his chest again. He has such a soft
chest. I could get used to this! I wish I could wake up like this every
morning. But that's just a dream, only a dream. I want to wake up with
my head on his strong chest every morning!
A tear rolled down her cheek
as she fell asleep against Vegeta's chest.

When Vegeta woke up, he felt something against his chest, and he
noticed his arms were around something. He slowly looked down to see
Bulma with her head on his chest and his arms were around her. He
quickly moved away and rolled to the other side of the bed. He lay on
his back, his chest heaving with shock. I gotta get upstairs! he thought
as he teleported into his room. But when he got to his room, he saw
Goku. He gasped, and Goku looked at him. He just got a little glimpse
of him before he teleported back to Bulma's room. When he got back to
Bulma's room, he ran into the bathroom and quickly changed back into
his spandex. When he came out he started pacing back and forth
thinking, Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit!! He saw me in my tuxedo! Well
there goes my reputation. What the hell was he doing in my room anyway?!
I'm gonna go up there and set him straight.
So he teleported back to
his room. Sure enough, Goku was still there. He looked at Vegeta the
moment he got there. Vegeta started walking angrily toward Goku.
"Hey Vegeta! What's up?" Goku asked happily.
Vegeta grabbed him by the front of the shirt and slammed him against
the wall.
"Hey Vegeta!" Goku yelled.
"What the hell are you doing in my room?!!" Vegeta yelled back.
"Whoa. Chill man, just chiiiiiiill." Goku said.
"WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!!!!!" Vegeta yelled. That woke Bulma up
with a start. She heard the confrontation happening upstairs.
What the hell is going on? she thought. So she decided to check it out,
she made her way upstairs, still in her dress.

"Chill Vegeta! Geez! I was in your room to borrow some Saiyan armor,
Gohan and I are gonna train in the Room of Spirit and Time. Don't have
a cow!" Goku explained.
Vegeta lowered him down slowly. "Don't come in my room unless 1. I say
so, 2. I'm here!!" Vegeta yelled.
"Okay. Sorry. I won't do it again. Now can I borrow the armor?" Goku
"If it means getting you out of my hair for at least a day, yeah."
Vegeta replied.
"By the way, nice tuxedo Vegeta." Goku said smiling. "Why were you
wearing one anyway?"
"I-I wasn't wearing a tuxedo. You must be on crack or something, you're
seeing things." Vegeta said, noticing it was getting a bit hot, or at
least for him.
Then Bulma walked in, "What's going on here? What's all the commotion?"
she asked.
"Damn Bulma. You look good!" Goku said.
"Well...." Bulma replied blushing. "Anyway, what's going on?"
"Oh," Goku said walking in front of Bulma, "Vegeta was wearing a
Vegeta was behind Goku down on his knees begging Bulma to not tell him
about the dancing. Bulma saw his pleading, thought about it, then got
an evil smile. Then Vegeta realized the mistake he made. Bulma looked
at Goku and said, "What are you talking about? Tuxedo? Pa! I had to
practically put him in his tuxedo myself before the wedding! Goku, you
gotta be smokin something. Plus, I heard him asleep all night, his
snore sounds like a helicopter taking off."
"But I could have sworn I....... well I gotta go. Thanks Vegeta....."
Goku said, very confused.
He walked over to the window scratching his head and flew out murmuring,
"I could have sworn I saw him in a tuxedo....."
"Poor misguided Goku," Bulma said.
"Do I really snore?" Vegeta asked.
"No! That was just a lie. Speaking of that conversation..... you owe
me." Bulma said, an evil grin on her face.
Vegeta groaned. "What is it."
"I think you need more lessons." Bulma replied.
"Oh no."
"Hey I could call him now and tell him I gave you slow dancing
"Fine fine fine. But tell me I don't have to wear a tuxedo again, that
cost me enough trouble."
"No you don't have to."
"Thank god."
"Tonight, my room, practice." And she walked out of Vegeta's room.

That night, they practiced dancing, in casual clothes, not spandex,
Bulma thought that Vegeta needed to get used to wearing normal clothes.
They practiced dancing for a long time, and every time they would get
so tired that they'd fall asleep on Bulma's bed. Then one fateful night,
the impossible happened.
While they were practicing, Vegeta still wasn't very good, and feet
went the opposite way they were supposed to and he tripped over Bulma's
feet and they both fell to the floor. Bulma started laughing, and since
the only loud-like laugh Vegeta does is an evil one, he just chuckled.
From the impact of the fall, they rolled along the floor. Vegeta ended
up on top of Bulma. They stared in each other's eyes, and Bulma's laugh
slowed down and quieted down to an occasional giggle.
They lie there on the floor staring into each other's eyes. Then Vegeta
realized what he was doing and stood up. Bulma stood up in front of
him. Again, they stared into each other's eyes.
Both Vegeta and Bulma were aching to hold one another. But,
coincidentally, neither of them could hold back. They slowly moved in
closer until they were kissing. All of a sudden, Bulma's eyes shot open
and she thought, What the hell am I doing?! and quickly pulled away.
Vegeta was surprised at both of Bulma's actions.
"Uhhh..... umm..... whoa look at the time! Woo, I'm tired, better get
to sleep! I suggest you do the same! You gotta get up early to train!"
she said, and with that, she ran into her huge closet.
She leaned against the closet door, her chest heaving. Oh my god. I
didn't just do what I think I did! Tell me I didn't just kiss

Bulma got on her pajamas, basically her undergarments, and walked out
of the closet. Vegeta was gone and Bulma got in her bed and went to
sleep, but not easily. She had gotten so used to sleeping next to
Vegeta that it was hard for her to sleep, but she did.
Vegeta tried to sleep, but he couldn't, no matter how hard he tried. He
just couldn't get to sleep without Bulma next to him. Then he got an
idea. He teleported into her room, the lights were off, walked over to
her bed, and picked her up. He saw what she was wearing and smiled an
evil smile, although he had no evil intentions. He teleported back up
to his room, with Bulma. He lay Bulma down on the bed, then he got in
next to her, and instantly fell asleep.

The Next Day...
Bulma woke up, rubbed her eyes, and walked over to what she thought was
her closet. She was still pretty tired so her eyes were mostly all
closed and she wasn't paying attention, Nothing a little coffee won't
she thought. And since she wasn't paying attention, she walked
right into the wall.
"Ow!" she cried. She looked around. "Were the hell is my closet, or all
my other stuff for that matter?!"
She thought a minute, "Wait.... this looks like Vegeta's room!" she
She walked over to the closet, that was on the other side of the room.
Okay, I know this is Vegeta's room, but just to make sure. she
She opened the door to see just what she thought she would see. Just as
I thought, spandex. This is Vegeta's room all right.

She closed the closet door, walked over to a stool, and sat down to
think. I need to get back to my room, but I can't go there in my
underwear..... What do I do?
she thought.
She looked over to the closet, stared at it for a while, then got an
"It's crazy, but it just might work." She ran up to the closet, opened
it, grabbed some spandex and Saiyan armor, and ran into the bathroom.
She came out about five minutes later in Saiyan armor. She looked at
herself in a full length mirror.
"Well, it was hard to get it on," Bulma commented, "but damn! I look
She walked over to the door, opened it, an looked both ways like she
was crossing the street.
Nobody's coming, she thought, safe to go.
She tip toed over to the elevator and pushed the button to go down. She
hoped that nobody else was in the elevator. Lucky for her, no one was.
When she got out of the elevator on her floor, she tip toed down the
hall to her room. She got to her door and sighed. "I can't believe I
managed to make it to my room without being seen." she sighed.
"Bulma?" came a voice from behind her.
"Just my luck," Bulma frowned. She turned around to see....... "Dad?!"
"B-Bulma, why in god's name are you dressed like that??" Mr. Briefs
asked dumbfounded.
"Uhhh..... I....." Bulma stammered. "I'm busy." And with that she ran
into her room and locked the door.
Mr. Briefs stared at the door for a minute. He scratched his head,
confused, shrugged and continued on his work.

Vegeta woke up about when Bulma got on her floor. He looked next to
himself, she wasn't there.
He looked around the room, she wasn't there either. She must have gone
back to her room.
he thought. He stood up, yawned and stretched.
"I think I'll pay her a little visit," he thought out loud. So he
teleported to her room. It just so happened that he got there when she
got in her room. He teleported right in front of her, and when he saw
her his eyes shot open. Then he smirked and said, "Hey, I guess I can
find a girl in a fighting uniform!" (AN: If you remember from the
beginning, it all fits together. If you don't remember, you can look
back, it's right at the beginning)
"Ha ha ha." Bulma said sarcastically, then she walked over to her closet
to change.
"Hey," Vegeta said, stopping her, "why are you wearing my armor
"Because," Bulma explained, "I wasn't gonna walk downstairs half, no,
three-fourths naked. Which, by the way, was your doing."
"Oh yea... that..." Vegeta said. He could feel his face growing hot.
Bulma went to her closet to change. When she came out she threw the
Saiyan spandex and armor at Vegeta and said, "There ya go, all yours."
Vegeta walked over to her closet and hung up the suit. "You might need
it later on." he said walking out of the room.
"Wait!" Bulma called.
Vegeta turned around and said, "Whoa, déjà vu."
"Why did you bring me up to your room anyway?" Bulma inquired.
"Well, I kinda got so used to sleeping next to you that I couldn't get
to sleep without you next to me." Vegeta said.
"Ohhh... that's so sweet..." Bulma cooed.
"Uhhh... yea." Vegeta commented and walked out of the room.

Later that night in Vegeta's room...
*ring ring*
"Who would call me, no one ever calls me." Vegeta thought aloud. He
picked up the phone and said, "Yea."
"Well you're not very polite on the phone." said a familiar voice.
"What do you want Kakarott?" Vegeta said grumpily.
"So, you recognized my voice!" Goku replied happily.
"Yes I recognize your annoying voice."
"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to come to my bachelor party?"
"Bachelor party? What the hell is a bachelor party?"
"You don't know what a bachelor party is? Boy, Planet Vegeta must have
been a boring! A bachelor party is like your last party you have when
you're single, but I kinda am putting it on too late, but hey, I wanna
have it."
"Yeah sure, when?"
"Tonight at 8, it'll be at the Blue Max, ya know, the bar."
"I know what the Blue Max is!"
"Okay, geez."
"Yeah I'll be there."
"Great! See ya then!"
Hmmm.... a bachelor party huh? Never had those on Planet Vegeta. Must
be a human thing.

At The Party...
"And Chichi comes in with whip cream covering the places I don't wanna
see on her, unfortunately not her face, thinking she looks as hot as
the girl on Varsity Blues!!!!" Goku said, everyone burst out laughing,
him the most. They all had beers and were so drunk they could barely
The people at the party were Tien, Yamcha, Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, and
Choutzu, yes Choutzu is old enough to drink. When the party ended, they
all went their own separate ways. Vegeta went to the Capsule
Corporation, Yamcha, Piccolo, Tien and Choutzu all went to their own
separate apartments, and Goku went to his house. When he got there, he
kept crashing into things and making loud noises so he woke Gohan up.
He came out rubbing his eyes and saw Goku. "Dad? What are you doing?"
he asked sleepily.
"Why I just got home Go... Go... what was your name again?"
Now Gohan knew the signs of intoxication, and he saw obvious signs in
"Dad, you're intoxicated!" Gohan exclaimed.
"Are you calling me stupid?!" Goku yelled pointing his finger at Gohan.
"But Dad, intoxicated means-"
"Go to your room!"
Gohan sighed and walked to his room.
Goku walked into the living room and said, "Hi honey!"

Sara walked into the house, she walked into the living room and gasped.
"Oh my god Goku, why are you making out with the dog?!"
"Huh?" Goku looked up at Sara who was wide eyed, then at the dog who
was also wide eyed, the back at Sara, the at the dog, then started
spitting and gagging and ran to the bathroom. (AN: Here is one of the
major reasons not to get drunk!)

At The Capsule Corporation...
Vegeta snuck in what he thought was his room, but since he was drunk,
he tripped over the window and crashed onto the floor. He heard
rustling in the background, then a light turned on. There was Bulma
standing in a robe.
"Bulma? What the hell are you doing in my room?" Vegeta asked, one eye
half closed.
"Your room? Vegeta, you're in my room." Bulma explained.
"Your.... room?" he said looking around.
Everything was different. "Oh man!" he said getting up, but then he
tripped again, but this time he just lay there, didn't even try to get
"Oh god Vegeta! You're drunk! What did you drink at that bachelor
party?" Bulma asked.
"Something called tequila..." Vegeta said.
"Vegeta, that's like practically all alcohol!" Bulma wailed.
"Really? Well I'm not drunk anywayz." Vegeta said with a wavery voice.
Bulma stood there with her hands on her hips and said, "Do you want to
make a bet on that Mr. Drunk out of his mind!"
"But I don't have any money..." Vegeta whined.
"Well if you don't have any money that means it's true."
"Yep. Now let's take you up to your room."
"But I don't wanna!!" Vegeta whined, just like a 3 year old.
"How many glasses of tequila did you have?" Bulma asked, she never
thought he would act like this, no matter how drunk he got. And she
thought he'd have the sense to not get drunk.
"Well, I was unusually thirsty, I think it was somewhere between 40 and
50." Vegeta said.
"Between 40 and 50 glasses of tequila?! I'm surprised you haven't
passed out!" Bulma said.
"Actually, on the way here, I did pass out a couple of times... the
first time I landed on my head, that hurt!" Vegeta said rubbing his
"Yea... okay, let's get you to bed. And since you refuse to go up to
your room, you can sleep in my bed and I'll sleep on the floor." Bulma
said like a mother to a very small child. She brought him over to the
bed and put him on the bed, but it was hard.
"Now you don't have to sleep on the floor. You can sleep in the bed
with me!" Vegeta said smiling happily.
"No, that's okay, I'll sleep on the floor." Bulma said looking at him
"Sleep in the bed or I'll cry!" Vegeta yelled.
"Okay I'll sleep in the bed!! Please don't make this weirder than it
already is!!" Bulma said
jumping onto the bed. "You are unbelievably drunk aren't you?"
"You wanna know something funny?" Vegeta asked.
"I can't imagine, but go ahead, tell me." Bulma said.
"I... love you," he said smiling and touched his pointer finger onto
her nose, "but I've been too much of a wuss to tell you because you're
in love with somebody else."
Bulma was stunned, "W-when did I s-say I was in love with s-somebody
"A while ago when you tried to kill yourself and you told me one of
your problems was that you were in love with someone but you were
afraid to tell him." Vegeta explained.
"Well, whoever said I was talking about somebody else..." Bulma said
"You mean..... you were talking about me?" Vegeta said wide eyed, or at
least as wide eyed as he could get.
Bulma turned her head up and looked into Vegeta's eyes. She slowly
nodded her head.
Vegeta couldn't help himself, he lunged forward and kissed her
passionately. She kissed back.
(AN: I'm so used to reading this mushy stuff, not writing it, so it
feels a little weird.)

Back At Goku's House...
Goku was distraut about what he did. "But I thought it was you!" Goku
said, his face in his hands.
"You honestly thought the dog was me?" Sara asked.
"Well my vision was blurry and I couldn't tell a mouse from an
elephant." Goku said sadly.
"Well this time it will be me..." Sara whispered. They were about to
kiss when...
"A BACK UP GIRL?!?!?!" someone yelled so loud it shook the whole house.
"No! Please don't please don't! *crash!!!* Aaaaahhhh!!! Ooooowwww!!!"
someone else cried.
Then the door slammed and a very angry Rebekah came storming into the
living room.
"Yamcha just confessed that I was a BACK UP GIRL!!" she yelled.
"Oh... sorry... Rebekah..." Sara said wide eyed.
"Oh, and you know that big tree that was in you front yard?" Rebekah
said, "It's now on top of Yamcha. Have a nice night!" And with that,
she left, leaving Goku and Sara scared and confused.

The Next Morning At The Capsule Corporation...
Vegeta woke up with a pounding head ache. "Ooooowwww...." he groaned.
"It's called a hangover." somebody yelled from his bathroom, but he
recognized the voice.
"Bulma?" he asked.
"Boy, that tequila is like a truth serum on you." Bulma replied.
"What do you mean?" Vegeta asked, very confused.
Bulma walked out of the bathroom and kissed him, then walked back in.
"Oooohhh," Vegeta groaned, "don't tell me I told you..."
"Yes you did," Bulma answered quickly.
"Oh ma-" Vegeta stopped in mid sentence, "wait, if I told you, I woke
up with you in my room, and you just kissed me... then that must have
turned out to be a good thing!"
Bulma poked her head out of the bathroom and gave Vegeta a 'duh' look,
then pulled her head back into the bathroom.
"But you can't tell anyone about this relationship!" Vegeta said.
"I wasn't planning on it, do you know how pissed my father would be?
He'd kill me!" Bulma replied.
"Yeah, if Kakarott knew I had a relationship, especially with you, I
would never hear the end of it." Vegeta said.
Bulma walked out of the bathroom fully dressed, walked over to Vegeta,
gave him a quick kiss and said, "Bye sweety I'm going out to get some
groceries. You better get up soon if you want to get your fill of
training!" And then, she left. Vegeta sat there and thought for a
minute, "Sweety? Is that my new pet name?" he thought out loud. Then he
shrugged, got dressed and went to the gravity machine to train.
That night at dinner, things went pretty normal. Bulma served dinner,
but this time she sat next to Vegeta. They were eating like they
normally did, until Bulma jumped a little.
"Stop it!" Bulma whispered to Vegeta while smiling and giggling. Vegeta
gave her a small smirk.
Bulma and Vegeta stopped when they saw Mr. and Mrs. Briefs looking at
them weird.
"Uhhhh, what's going on Bulma?" Mr. Briefs asked, confused.
"Nothing, why would you ask that?" Bulma asked keeping her face towards
her plate.
"Never mind. Forget your father said anything at all, dear." Mrs. Briefs

Things went on like that for about a month, then one day, Bulma got
sick. She didn't tell anybody, she told her parents she was going to
the mall, but she really went to the doctor.
When the results of her visit came back, what she thought was true, she
was pregnant.
She went back to the Capsule Corporation and went up to Vegeta's room.
No one was there. He must be training. she thought. So she just sat on
the bed thinking.

That Night...
When Vegeta got done training, he went up to his room and saw Bulma
sitting on his bed.
"Hey Bulma, you didn't tell me you got home." Vegeta said.
"What do you think of Trunks?" Bulma asked.
"What do you think of Trunks, for a name?"
"A name for who?"
Bulma got up and walked over to Vegeta. "Do you love me?"
"Of coarse. Why wouldn't I?" (AN: How sweet, he admits it)
"And you promise you'll never leave?"
"Seeing what it did to you last time, yes."
Bulma hesitated, but then said, "I'm.... I'm pregnant."
"I'm going to have a baby, a baby boy. Your baby boy to be exact."
Bulma bowed her head. Vegeta put one hand on his hip and the other on
his forehead. He walked out to the balcony to think. Bulma figured
she'd better just let him be for now, it was 8 pm. At 10, he still
hadn't come in, and Bulma was about ready to go to sleep. She walked out
onto the balcony next to Vegeta and said, "Vegeta, come in, it's late."
He didn't say anything.
Bulma sighed, "Come to bed soon." she said. She kissed him on the cheek
and walked back into the room.
Great. Now she's gonna have a brat. She's gonna have to tell her
parents and then our secret will be exposed.
He was out there for a long time, but finally he made up his mind, Let
her tell her parents, I won't be here. He walked into the room and saw
Bulma asleep. He leaned over and kissed her, "Good bye," he whispered.
Then he flew out the window.

When Bulma woke up that morning, she called out, "Vegeta?" but nobody
answered. Oh no, she thought, please no! She ran to the window,
it was quiet outside, he was not in the gravity machine. She ran
upstairs as fast as possible. When she got to Vegeta's room, she just
opened the door, but no one was there. Her eyes filled with tears and
she slowly walked back to her room. When she got back to her room, she
ran to her bed and cried hysterically while yelling, "You promised!!
You promised me you would never leave!!"

Vegeta went to the same place he did last time he ran away, he felt
really bad, but he couldn't risk his pride, could he?

He was gone for over a week, and he had basically been thinking the
whole time. But finally, after a battle in his head, he had made his
choice. How could he possibly choose pride, or anything for that matter,
over the woman he loved? And he started on his way.

It was about midnight when he got to the Capsule Corporation. He
quietly entered Bulma's room through the window. He walked over to her
bed and touched her cheek with his hand. But her cheek was so cold.
And that feeling of warmth spread throughout her body. Vegeta was about
to leave, but while Bulma was sleeping, she got a feeling inside that
was near. She opened her eyes and sat up quickly and said, "Vegeta?!"
before she even saw him. She looked over and saw Vegeta standing in the
middle of the room. Tears started building in her eyes.
He walked over to her, put his hand on her cheek and said, "I think
Trunks would be a wonderful name."
Her eyes lit up and a big smile came across her face. She leaped on
Vegeta and cried hysterically on his shoulder the rest of the night, or
until she fell asleep. Then Vegeta picked her up and put her on the
bed, then he floated over to the other side of the bed and hugged her
all night.

Mr. Briefs walked down the hall toward Bulma's room whistling. But when
he opened the door to her room, he gasped. He saw Vegeta laying next to
Bulma, holding her!
"Bulma!!" Mr. Briefs yelled.
Bulma shot up. "What? Huh? Who?" she said quickly.
"What in god's name is going on here?!" Mr. Briefs yelled, infuriated.
Bulma turned her head towards Vegeta, who was now awaked, and mouthed
'Can I tell him?' Vegeta sighed and slowly nodded. Bulma smiled warmly,
then turned her head to Mr. Briefs.
"Dad, get Mom and go down to the living room, there's something I need
to tell you."

"Mom, Dad," Bulma started when they were all down in the living room,
even Vegeta, "I have something to tell you. I'm.... I'm.... pregnant."
"PREGNANT?!" her parents yelled simultaneously.
There was an awkward silence, but then Mrs. Briefs said, "Why, honey...
I didn't know you and Yamcha were back together..."
"Oh hell no!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta laughed a little.
"Well... if he's not the father.... then... who is?" Mr. Briefs asked,
a little frightened about who it might be.
Vegeta was standing in the shadows, Bulma walked over to him, put her
arm around his thin waist and walked into the middle of the room. Mr.
Briefs' mouth dropped wide open.
"Vegeta," Bulma said. That being said, Mr. Briefs fell over backwards,
he had fainted. Mrs. Briefs squealed, "Oh I'm going to be a
grandmother!!" and she clapped her hands.
She ran over to Bulma and gave her a big hug and kiss, and then she did
the same to Vegeta. She stepped back to look at them, "Oh, you two make
the cutest couple! And is a boy or a girl?" she asked anxiously.
"A boy!" Bulma said smiling.
"Oh I bet he'll be as handsome as his father!" Mrs. Briefs said running
up and hugging Vegeta.
Vegeta leaned over and whispered, "She's taking this rather well, don't
ya think?"
Bulma giggled and nodded her head in agreement.
"But mom," Bulma said, "what about dad? Is he gonna be all right?"
"Oh your father will be all right, he just got overly excited." Mrs.
Briefs replied.
"Uhhh mom, I kinda doubt that," Bulma said.

Vegeta realized that the baby would need a father, and that it's
parents would need to be..... married. So he decided to ask Goku how to
propose, for he knew that news of the baby, and the relationship, had
spread throughout everyone they knew. So he just went over there. When
he got there and knocked on the door, Goku opened the door and said,
"Vegeta! You rascal you!" and he hugged him and picked him off the
"Get your damn hands off of me!!! I'm not your pathetic female!!" Vegeta
yelled, wiggling in Goku's arms trying to get out of his grip.
"Oh yeah, that's right, you're not 'that' kind of person," Goku replied
setting him down.
Vegeta shook himself then walked into his house, not even asking. This
was something strange to him, a new feeling, shyness. He had never felt
something like it before. But he mustered up the guts to do it. He
turned around to face Goku and said, "Kakarott, uhhh.... I have a
"Shoot." Goku said smiling.
"Uhhh.... yea... the question... ummm... how do you... uhhh... propose?
I mean do you just go up to her, say 'marry me' and go get married?"
Vegeta said incredibly embarrassed.
"Propose?! Vegeta!! I can't believe it!! Congratulations!!" Goku yelled
Vegeta put his hand in front of Goku's, like a stop signal, with his
other arm across his chest and his head turned and eyes closed. "I
asked a simple question, now give me a simple answer." Vegeta said
"Okay, you have to go buy her a big diamond engagement ring. Then when
you give it to her, you get down on one knee in front of her, and say
'Bulma, will you marry me?'" he acted it out as he said it.
Vegeta looked at him awkwardly, then said, "Okay, where do I find a
"At the mall," Goku replied.
"The mall? That's like forbidden territory for me... but if it's for
Bulma, I will." Vegeta said.
"Ohhhhhh.... that's so sweet!" Goku said smiling.
"What are you, gay?" Vegeta said raising an eyebrow.
"No!!! I was just joking!! It was kinda sweet though..." Goku said,
Vegeta rolled his eyes and started walking out of the house. "Wait!
Where's my thanks!" Goku called after him.
"You just received it." Vegeta called back, then he left.
"The nerve!" Goku said angrily. Then he shrugged and walked into the
living room.

Later that night, after he got back from the mall, a journey he would
never tell anybody about (AN: but that doesn't mean that I won't write
about it in a side story after this one!), he went up to Bulma's room,
where he expected Bulma to be, she was.
"Hi Vegeta! Where you been all day?" Bulma greeted.
"Uhhh.... no where..." Vegeta replied nervously. He walked over to
Bulma, who was sitting on her bed, got down on one knee in front of her
just as Goku said to do. She gasped.
"What? What'd I do wrong?" Vegeta said nervously.
"N-nothing, p-please continue....." Bulma stammered.
"Oh, okay," Vegeta said, relieved. He cleared his throat and said as he
slipped the beautiful diamond ring on her finger, "Bulma, will you
marry me?"
Bulma was speechless, Vegeta was asking to marry her, she figured she
would have to do that, and she was going to soon. Vegeta started
sweating he was so nervous. "So?" he asked.
"Y-y-yes. Yes. Yes! Of coarse I will marry you!!" Bulma yelled happily.
She hugged Vegeta so tightly that he could barely breath. Vegeta was so
relieved, he was afraid she would say no.
They hugged for a long while, but then Bulma realized that she had to
plan the wedding. She wanted it to be soon, so her and Vegeta agreed on
next week.

Next Week At The Wedding...
Vegeta was pacing in his dressing room. Goku just watched him and said,
"Now who's the one getting married."
"Hey, this is my first, not my second," Vegeta came back.
Goku shut up. Then the lady that told them when to go on opened the
door and peeked in. "Come on you guys, you're almost on." she said to
"Okay! We're coming!" Goku said grabbing Vegeta's hand and running out
to the line of people to walk down the aisle. The ring bear, flower
girl, bridesmaids, but since Bulma believed in 'silly superstitions' as
Vegeta called them, she didn't want him to see her in her dress until
she was walking down the aisle. "Please Vegeta, it's bad luck!" she had
said to him.
They waited for what seemed like an eternity, but then the lady said to
Vegeta, "Okay, you're on!"
Vegeta walked down the aisle, not knowing if he was doing it right. But
Goku was next to him, so he wasn't as embarrassed to know that Goku
might screw up. When they got to the aisle, down came the flower girl
and ring bear. Then the bridesmaids. Then... the bride. Vegeta's eyes
grew wide at her radiant beauty. He never thought she could look so
wonderfully beautiful, it was stunning.
When she got up to the alter, her and Vegeta locked eyes for the rest
of the wedding. It was like they were talking to each other
telepathically, because once Bulma got up there with him, Vegeta was
incredibly calm, or at least calmer. During the wedding, nothing went
wrong. Bulma was very pleased, Vegeta hadn't witnessed very many
weddings, only one to be exact, and he didn't know anything about them,
so he didn't really know what to think about it. But he actually did
have a little fun... at the reception.

At The Reception...
Vegeta had danced to one fast song, and all of the slow songs. He was
actually having a pretty decent time. Then came the dance for only the
bride and groom. Bulma had picked the song that she hoped would best
suit their life after the wedding, I Wanna Love You Forever by Jessica
Simpson. Vegeta was kind of embarrassed up there, the only one dancing,
in front of everybody. But Bulma comforted him.
"Vegeta, don't be so tense. Relax." Bulma whispered in his ear.
"I can't, all these people are staring at me," Vegeta said.
"Oh would you forget about your damn pride for once, and just do this
for me." Bulma said sadly.
"Sorry," Vegeta apologized, "it's just that we never had any of these
weird human rituals on Vegeta."
"That's okay," Bulma replied back smiling. She rested her head on his
shoulder and closed her eyes, just like at Goku's wedding. Bulma had
been noticing something. "Vegeta, you're not screwing up on your slow
dancing." she whispered happily.
"It's a good thing you gave me those dancing lessons." Vegeta replied
smirking. Bulma looked up at him, smiled at him lovingly and kissed him.
They didn't even notice the other people starting to join in on the
dancing to the beautiful song. They were in their own little world, a
world where it was only them, no one else, just dancing together
lovingly for all time.

The End
(And there will be a sequel, I mean, we gotta have Trunks in there
I would also like to give my thanks to my friends Frootie, and Rebekah, who writes Sailor Moon fanfics, her website
is Chibi-Usa's Playground. They
were both such a big help in this story. Any comments or ::gulp::
flames, e-mail me.